Funny joke.

The bunny said, "I was raised by a rabbit lady!"

The piglet said, "I was raised by a pig's mother!"

The chick said, "I was raised by a chicken lady!"

The puppy said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!"

Chaperone 0 said, "Outsiders call me Zero Chaperone, it's nice!"

Companion #1 said, "Outsiders call me One Companion, good to hear too!"

Companion #2 says, "Outsiders call me Two Companion, and that's nice too!"

Companion #3 said, "You guys talk, we'll go first!"

The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat, and it's nice!"

The dog said to me, "I'm your grandma's dog, good to hear too!"

The fish said to me, "I'm your grandma's fish, and it sounds good too!"

The bear said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!"

The ronin said, "People call me the ronin, and it's nice!"

The samurai said, "People call me the martial artist, and that's nice too!"

The master said, "People call me the High Man, and that's nice too!"

The swordsman said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!"

Zhang Liangying said, "Fans who worship me say: my idol is called Ying."

He Jie said, "Fans who worship me say: my idol is called Jie."

Zhou Penchang said, "Fans who worship me say: my idol is called Chang."

Li Yuchun said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!"

The higher math teacher said: I teach higher math this semester,

The college physics teacher said: I teach big things this semester,

The analog electronics teacher said: I teach analog electricity this semester,

The socialist economy teacher said: you guys talk, I'm leaving first.

The Peking University one said: I am from Peking University.

The one from Tianjin University said: I'm from Tianda University.

Shanghai University's says: I'm from Shanghai University.

The one from Xiamen University said: You guys talk, I'll go first!

General Li Zongren said: I, for one, have benevolence!

General Fu Zuoyi said: I, this person, have righteousness!

General Zuoquan said: I, a man, have power!

General Huo Zuoyi said: you guys talk, I'll go first!

Minolta users say: we are beauty! Canon's user says: We are the beautiful people!

Huaguang's users say: We are Chinese!

Starcom's user says: You guys talk, I'll go first!

The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of willow, Lao Zhang said: my door is wooden

The door of Lao Li's house is made of plastic, Lao Li said: my door is plastic

The door of Lao Wang's house is made of bricks, Lao Wang said: my door is brick

The door of Lao Liu's house is made of steel, Lao Liu said: you guys talk, I'll go first!

Students at the Teachers College said: I'm from the Teachers College

Students at the Railway College said: I'm from the Railway College

Students at the Vocational College said: I'm from the Vocational College

Students at the Technical College said: You guys talk, I'll go first! Foreigners drink milk solid

Chinese drink milk stone

Japanese slogan: a glass of milk a day, revitalize a nation

Chinese slogan: a glass of milk a day, shocked a nation

Yili, Mengniu most want to say to the Sanlu what

Yili: you fucking add on the addition, can not be added less? The company's main goal is to provide the best quality products and services to the public, and to provide the best quality products and services to the public. I've got a brain problem, and it's all good to see! - i$ }( F [# I+ v, r9 [# c

Sanlu: the day the funnel was broken, did not control ~

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One day, the wolf wanted to eat the three little pigs. Two of the three little pigs were at the door and one was on the roof. （Pig A and Pig B were at the door and Pig C was on the roof. Pig A's name was "Who", Pig B's name was "Where", and Pig C's name was "What".) So:

Wolf: "Who are you?"

Pig A: "Yes!"

Wolf: "What?"

Pig A: "'What' is on the roof."

Wolf: "I was asking what your name is."

Pig A: "My name is 'Who' and 'What' is on the roof!"

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: "Who are you?"

Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who' (referring to only Pig A)."

Wolf: "You know him?"

Pig B: "Uh-huh!"

Wolf: "Who is he?"

Pig B: "Yes."

Wolf: "What?"

Pig B: "'What' is on the roof!"

Wolf: "Where?"

Pig B: "'Where' is me."

Wolf: "Who?"

Pig B: "He's 'who'. (points to Pig A again)"

Wolf: "How should I know."

Pig B: "You're looking for 'who'?"

Wolf: "What?"

Pig B: "He's on the roof."

Wolf: "Where?"

Pig B: "It's me."

Wolf: "Who?"

Pig B: "I'm not a 'who', he's a 'who'"

Wolf: "Oh dear! "

Pig A and Pig B: "'Gosh' is our dad!"

Wolf: "What, it's your dad?"

Pig B: "No!"

Wolf couldn't take it anymore and looked up to the sky, "Why?"

Pigs A, B, and C: "You knew our grandfather?"

Wolf: "What?" <o:p></o:p>

Pig A: "No, our grandpa is 'why'."

Wolf: "Why?" <

Pig A: "Yes!"

Wolf: "Yes to what?"

Pig A: "No, 'why'."

Wolf: "Who?"

Pig A: "I'm 'who'?"

Wolf: "Who are you?"

Pig A ":Yes, I am 'who'."

Wolf: "What?"

Pig A, B: "He's on the roof."

Vegeta:

How have you been? Even though you've been busy practicing, don't wear out your body, you won't be able to outperform me anyway~~ As the saying goes, "The body is the money for practicing."

Remember how you always said that you're a Saiyan prince and a genius warrior, and I'm a lowly warrior? I know, you must have said that on purpose in order to highlight my efforts in practicing kung fu. I didn't say it wrong, did I!

Every time I think back to the first time I fought you, I secretly laugh, oh no no no, I want to secretly say thank you. If you hadn't turned into an ugly gorilla and stomped me into a serious injury, I wouldn't have been able to increase my fighting power several times because of it, I wouldn't have held out when the gravity device malfunctioned, I wouldn't have turned into a Super Saiyan and defeated Frieza on Narmike, I wouldn't have learned instantaneous movement, I wouldn't have saved the Earth by taking Sharu away from the planet when he blew himself up, I wouldn't have saved you guys from Buu destroying the Earth (and more) Wouldn't have made Piccolo lose his old home, only everything was because of you! I won't forget what you did ！！！！) .

I'm even more thankful for the fact that you practiced so hard day and night that you got injured because you were jealous of me turning into a Super Saiyan, and then took the opportunity to have Trunks with Bulma so that he could bring me medicine from the future for my heart condition and keep me alive. Otherwise, it would have been like that world of his, ravaged by Bioroids, leaving you to be killed by Bioroids as well. Luckily, I survived and trained Gohan to become a Super Saiyan, defeating Saru. Trunks' combat power wasn't as high as my Gohan's, but he still played an important role!

Finally, I hope you can control your ki and not burn this letter. If you still don't know how, you can learn it from my Gohan, who rooted me to learn it during the Saru game~~

Sun Wukong

Q:A puppy was traveling in the desert and ended up dying, ask him how he died.

A: He suffocated to death because there were no poles in the desert to pee on.

Q:A puppy traveled in the desert and found a utility pole, but still ended up suffocating to death, why?

A: A dotted line pole with a sticker that says "no peeing here"

Q:A puppy traveling in the desert finds a pole with nothing on it, and still suffocates, why?

A: Many puppies were in line and didn't wait.

Q:A puppy was traveling in the desert and found the telephone pole with nothing posted on it and waited in line, but ended up suffocating anyway, why?

A:Because behind him were two beautiful dog MM, he was embarrassed.

Which one is Mi's mom?

Which one is the meter's dad?

Which one is Mi's grandmother?

Which is m's grandfather?

Answer: m's mom is a flower because peanut rice

m's dad is a butterfly because butterflies love flowers

m's grandma is a wonderful pen because wonderful pencils make flowers

m's grandpa is a popcorn because he hugged rice and flowers .

One nostril

Tired, take a break - the hurricane blew!

C-17 transport, rookie landing

B-1 bomber, tanks in the wrong order when refueling

Scribbling F-16

A small airliner, towed off course, what can be done?

Fishing Boeing 707!

Aircraft bubble bath!

That said, this one is the funniest. This high-tech hangar is equipped with a smoke- and light-sensitive firefighting system,

which is turned on every night after people leave, and floods the hangar with fire retardant to extinguish a fire once it's detected. As a result, one night a janitor thought the airplane was cool and was going to take a picture of it when the flash went off.... Wah wah wah. And that's what happened.

The China Airlines plane landed at Hong Kong's old airport slid off the runway and took a shower.

The airliners came to stretch their legs, too!

Don't bother me ！！！！

What's going on here? (Sorry ~ can't hold it in)

They call me a jet-skiing super-sub

Not much to do so I'll just bask in the sun!

Just got out of a fight

New clothes, how do they look? --Two beautiful 747s from Qantas

The real meanings of Dragon Ball character names

The Monkey King family:

SON GOKU: Journey to the West

SON GOHAN: The Monkey King's family's white rice (sweating)

SON GOTEN: The family's white rice (sweating)

SON GOTEN: More than "empty" is higher than "sky" (waterfall sweat)

PAN (Gohan's daughter) (PAN): Japanese pronunciation of bread "PAN"

Niu Demon King

Kiki (CHICHI): Because it is the Bull Demon King daughter, so the name is "milk" Japanese pronunciation of "CHICHI"

Bulma family:

BULMA (): schoolgirl athletes, the first time I've ever been to a school in the world, I've been there. BULMA (BULMA): schoolgirl gym shorts

Dr. BRIEFS (BRIEFS): men's underpants

BULMA MOM (BULMA MOTHER): no official name, but Bird Daijin was going to call them PANTIES, which means pants

TRUNKS (TRUNKS): men's gym shorts

PUNA (BRA): a bra as a youngest daughter, finally shifted to the upper part of her body.

Krillin family:

Krillin (KRILLIN): part of the pronunciation of Kuri (KURI), is a name used to describe baldness

Maro (MARRON): daughter of the Krillin, and therefore pronounced "Kuri" of the French "Kuri". name is the demon DEVIL with the alphabetical order broken up.

Saiyan family:

SAIYA: actually vegetable Japanese pronunciation "YASAI" backwards

KAKAROT: carrot French pronunciation "CALOTTE "

VEGETA: the first letters of the vegetable "VEGETALBE"

RADITZ: the English radish "RADISH".

BARDOCK: English burdock "BURDOCK"

NAPPA: the Japanese word for vegetable leaf "NAPPA"

BRILO: the Japanese word for cauliflower "Brocoli". Cauliflower "Brocoli" take out one syllable

Red Silk Army system (Black Silk is wrong, why else would it be marked with an R)

Silver Colonel, Green Adjutant General, White General, Black Commander-in-Chief, Purple Caochang, Iron Caochang, Blue General, Purple Major General all in color

Piccolo Daimao System:

Piccolo, Tambourine, Piano, Cymbals, Drums all musical instruments (so Piccolo couldn't stand Gohan's whistling in the theatrical version? Because it's too cheap?

Cosmic Man System:

FRIEZA: The refrigerator that can contain all food because he's the boss of all Cosmic Men

COOLER: Refrigerator

KING COLD: King Cold because he's the refrigerator's father

Qiu Yi (KUWI): because it is a character who died in the hands of the Prince of Vegetables, so it is all fruit, Japanese kiwi "KIUI" pronunciation variations

Sabo (ZARBON): Japanese fruit "Zhu Luan" (ZABON) pronunciation, also died in the hands of the Prince of Vegetables (ZABON) pronunciation, also died in the hands of the King of Cold

Geldo King (KING COLD): the refrigerator's father. ) pronunciation, also died at the hands of the Vegetable Prince

Doria (DODORIA): and his appearance, from the durian (DORIAN)

Apuru (APPLE): treatment of the Vegetable Prince was killed in seconds after the alien-head aliens, the name of the apple

KINYU Special Forces:

KINYU (GINYU): The Japanese sound for milk

GILDO: The second half of the German word for yogurt, "YOGHURT"

JEICE: The English word for cheese

BURTER: The English word for butter

BURTER: The English word for butter. BURTER: English butter "BUTTER"

RECOOME: English cream "CREAM"

NAMEKUJI:

NAMEKUJI ( NAMEKUJI): Pronunciation of slug "NAMEKUJI", because of its resemblance to a snail, all Namekians are snail names

MURI: Last pronunciation of snail (KATATSUMURI)

KARUCO (KARUGO). (KARUGO): Japanese edible snails "Esukarugo" last

Dende (DENDE): Japanese snails, another name for backshell worms pronounced "DENDENMUSHI" the first half

Zuno (TSUNO): from the snail (KATATSUMURI) last

Tsuno (TSUNO). TSUNO): from the snail's tentacles "TSUNO" Japanese sound

NAIL (NAIL): snail's English name "SNAIL"

Artificial human lineage:

All of them are numbered except for the "SARU" which is taken from the cell "SNAIL". Sharu is from the cell "CELL"

Demon Buu line:

Dabura (DABURA): from the famous spell "Abracadabra" (a spell used to ward off evil spirits, can be used to reduce fever, but if not used properly can also be used to summon demons). BIBIDI, BABIDI, BUU: The famous incantation "BIBIDI BABIDI BUU" split into three parts (from the movie "Cinderella")

Sun Wukong's companions:

Wutian Sensei Kame-sennin: Muten-sensei to sound more handsome, Kame-sennin to be more Chinese

Yamcha: Japanese pronunciation of "yamucha" for "drinking tea"

Oolong, Poole: like the names, these are two types of tea - Oolong and Poole. The names are two types of tea - Oolong and Puerh

Tianjin Rice (TIEN): Chinese cuisine Tianjin Rice

Dumplings: as the name implies

Lunch (LUNCH): meaning lunch...

Snow (SNOW): the girl in the village of Ringing Bells before the Tower of Marcel (the one who saved Goku from the snow) whose name is Snow

Auntie Buns: steamed buns

KARIN: partly pronounced after the Japanese confectionary "Kiritama"... "KARINTOU"

BORA: the sound of a barking mouth

UPA: the name of a dog owned by Matsuyama-kun, a famous aide to the Toraji god ......

BIRU: . ......

HEDGE/HOUGE/RI: The actual names of the girls kidnapped by Uryuu, which are "HEDGEHOG" for hedgehog, describing how hard they are to serve after being snatched by Uryuu, and also the name of one of the model tanks in Toranaga's house. Name

Obu: that is, Buu name inverted

God / Mr. Shen: that is the pronunciation of "God"

Qin Long (JACKIE CHUN): that is, Jackie Chan's JACKIE CHEN name modification, Turtle Immortal's alias

WuTaidou: that is, the supremacy of martial arts, Taishan Beidou's name, the name of the "HEDGEHOG" hedgehog. Supreme, a simplification of Tarzan Beidou

Yajiro Hyoe: Because of the need for a Japanese-style character, it is the traditional Japanese name

KAI KING (KAIOH): the meaning of the King of the World

BUBBLES: the orangutan of the King of the World, the same name as the orangutan raised by Michael Jackson

BUBBLES: the orangutan of the King of the World, the same name as the orangutan raised by Michael Jackson. The same name as the orangutan raised by Michael Jackson (we can see it in the MOONWALKER video)

Sin: the king of the world

Mr. Popo: the sound of bubbles being blown

Kibito: because he is the attendant of the king of the world, and therefore "serves me" (pronounced TSUKUKO), which means "serves me". " (pronounced TSUKIBITO) in the last few sounds

Sun Wukong's enemies:

Crane Immortal: the turtle and crane are opposites of each other, and is called Crane Immortal because it is Kame Immortal's opposite

Momo Hakubai (桃白白白): the name that the God of the Birds thought at the time was a cute Chinese girl's name

Rabbit Ginseng (兔人参) (the boss of the Rabbit Corps): the rabbit that turns people into Ginseng (radish) meaning rabbit

Pilaf: the king of fried rice

Soba, Mai: (SOBAMAI): it's siu mai, fried rice with siu mai, you'll be stuffed...

Transparent man (SUKE): Japanese transparent man "SUKERU" sound

Hell Messenger (AKKUMAN): Toru Omikami another masterpiece "GO!GO!ACKMAN" (Demon Teenager) the protagonist of the name variant

Budo contestants:

NAMU: the one who uses the Sky X punch, his name is taken from the pronunciation of the first two characters of "Namu Amitabha"

BACTERIUM: a man who never takes a bath, so his name is a variation of the English word for bacteria, "BACTERIA. BACTERIA" variant

LANFAN: short for LINGERIE FOUNDATION, and therefore attacked with stripping tactics

KIRAN: the name of the monster in Ultraman, and therefore the monster

KING CHAPA: the first two words of the Indian dish "King Chapa"

KING CHAPA: the first two words of the Indian dish "Buddha"

BACTERIUM: a man who never showers, and therefore the name is the English word for bacteria. CHAPA (CHAPA): Indian cuisine "CAPATI" of the Japanese sound, so it is Indian

PANPUT: because it is a Muay Thai boxer, so it is the name of the Thai people (who was killed by the Goku seconds)

IDASA (IDASA) IKOSE (IKOSE): the little Ternanks and Gohtien seconds killed the two brothers, the name is the Japanese language The two brothers, the name is just the word order of the Japanese vulgar (DASAI) and ugly (SEKOI) switched.

Webley (WEBLEY): the name of the famous British rob

Kira (KILLER): you see, acting notes before people or boxer it

Ju'el (JEWEL): the English "jewel" to describe his actual is a pretense of the guy.

Captain Chicken (CAPTAIN CHICKEN): American colonel fried chicken version

Masked Guest (MIGHTY MASK): people as his name

Mighty Blood Tiger (MOUKEKKO): Chinese name is very fierce, but in fact is the bird of God up too many players can not stand the name and "already enough" named in Japanese. "MOUKEKKOU" in Japanese