Comedy Script for Four

Kuo: It's not outsiders, they all know us, and it's so easy to have such an opportunity to be able to sit and talk, we're very happy. My name is Guo Degang, and this is Guo's partner,

Yu: Yu Qian.

Kuo: Don't say names.

Yu: Why don't you say your name?

Kuo: This is Guo Degang's junior,

Li: My name is Li Jing.

Kuo: Shut up! Guo's disciple,

He: My name is He Yunwei.

Kuo: Sit down, sit down, sit down.

This slips this.

Kuo: Right? (to Yu Qian) You go that way, you go that way.

Yu: I, ah. （

Kuo: Yes, you're in the way. You're still back. You sit behind the flower basket.

Yu: Me? You can't see me.

Kuo: We all know each other. Li Jing,

Yu: I've been introduced,

Kuo: Qian'er brother,

Yu: Yes.

Kuo: Today, Brother Qian'er wore out his sister-in-law's clothes for this program.

Yu: Ah?

Li: You see how vivid it is!

Yes, it's more colorful.

Kuo: This is similar to the face.

Yu: No, the face is not this color.

Kuo: It's good.

He: The color is good.

Kuo: Among the few of us, perhaps intellectually, (pointing to Li Jing) he is a little bit worse.

Li: Who is it?

Yu: This I admit, this I admit.

Lee: Who's a little bit worse?

Kuo: I'm here I broke the news, because what is it, a lot of girls like Li Jing,

Yu: Yes.

Kuo: But you have to know his real situation after you absolutely you can vomit.

Li: can not, you just say, you put this real situation.

Yu: It's not that disgusting.

Kuo: Grew up in a violent home. Growing up his parents fought.

Lee: It was more powerful.

Kuo: His mother fought with his father when she was pregnant with him, and the two of them tore each other up,

Yu: Ah? I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

Kuo: His mom patted his stomach, "You beat me to death! Two lives!" His dad got scared. To this day, he's got this problem,

Li: I'm like that too?

Kuo: When he was little, when he got into a fight, he was like, "You beat me to death!" A slap to the stomach, "Three lives!"

Yu: How did he get three lives?

Kuo: There are still two crickets in his pocket!

Yu: This counts as human life ah this?

Li: love wildlife!

Guo: I've never heard of it. When I was a child, I was like this, and then when I went to school, I was not very smart, you can see on the stage to say these words are very wise, they are my disciple taught him.

He: A mouthful of feed out!

Kuo: he went to school when there is such a thing, the teacher told, tomorrow bring 10 dollars to ah, the school inside to buy maps, geography class,

Yu: Ao, buy maps with money.

Kuo: Hey, looking for his father to ask for 10 dollars, the results did not buy, to spend, his father said let you buy a map how not to buy it? He happy, "I thought about it, I'm not going anywhere in my life."

Yu: do not recognize the road.

Guo: the exam results are miserable, take it home, his father asked how many points it, there are times when there is no paper, "you exam that paper?" "Classmates borrowed away." That's all. So it's not as you think, dashing ah, smart and wise, this word, said I this are.

Lee: you lose heart or not?

Kuo: This is all to say that I this is all.

Yu: You also take it easy.

Kuo: What's wrong with me? I'm not a good person, I'm a good person.

Yu: Take it easy, take it easy. I don't think it's a good idea to talk about it.

Kuo: (rushed Li Jing) ah? You? You are not good, how are you, you go back, the three of us said, you go!

Li: no no no no no.

He: home to go.

Lee: what home go it?

Yu: Hey, he's saving.

Kuo: He and my disciple in a piece of time we eat the loss,

Li: who eat the loss?

Kuo: We've been eating, we're smart kids.

Li: He ah, not good, (rushed Yunwei) my turn to talk about you.

He: Me?

Yu: Hey, you guys have to pick each other up a little bit.

Li: Right, right, right. That's what makes it fun.

Kuo: (punched the humble brother) not a little adult.

Yu: Listen to this.

Li: He, as you know, came to De Yun She in 2002,

Kuo: Yes.

He: Some days.

Li: At the beginning I saw this kid ah has been at the bottom of the first row by the right hand, every day to see us perform,

Kuo: Yes, at that time you are still senior it.

Yu: Not too old?

Li: Who said that? The original child did not look like this, and now it may be that I look at the eye, look.

He: I was a tall person!

Lee: I can not!

He: can be too big to fall.

Lee: What fell?

Yu: old in front of the theater to go, grinding down half to go!

However, it's not that big of a grind.

Kuo: Don't worry, I'll squeeze him later.

Yu: Ah? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Li: I'm not finished!

Kuo: You're not a grown-up.

Li: head shaved a plate inch originally,

He: right.

Li: look like a hedgehog.

Yu: now also like.

Lee: Now it's like a rat.

He: not as good as the hedgehog,

Li: or foreign rats, Mickey Mouse.

He: You praise me.

Li: originally called the little hedgehog. Later, I found an object, the object also looks quite happy, this head and He Yunwei very match,

He: Yes.

Li: wearing high heels, crossing his feet can walk under the table.

Yu: Hey!

Lee: one meter two or so ah is one meter three or so ah, and do not know.

Yu: Anyway, it's a good match.

Lee: this long long long,,,

Kuo: what