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Urgently ask Degang Guo to learn dance lines.

Only Ma Zhiming version.

A: Like your cross talk, is it based on speaking?

B: Yes, language arts.

A: But you are lacking in this figure and performance. Let's see if I have time. I'll tell you about it later.

Tell me what you do.

A: Can't you tell?

I don't know.

A: That's what this number means.

B: Huh?

A: Can't you tell?

I don't know.

I am a dancer.

Oh, dancers.

They call me a dancer.

B: Return the dancer.

A: Hey ~

B: Why didn't I see you jump?

A: Nonsense! I jump for you! Hum ~ I am old now. When I was a child ~ ~

B: Oh ~

I danced when I was a child. I opened the door early when I was a child.

B: yes ~

A: I was only eight when I was very young.

B: It's early enough.

A: Eight years old. Eight years old. Did I just pinch the milk?

B: That's right.

A: My Lord, stop eating and dance.

B: Alas, alas, you didn't nurse until you were eight years old.

I like this bite. Do you care?

Hey, who cares? Eat it. ..

A: I'm in my fifties now and I don't dance much.

Oh, not now.

A: Give people a demonstration occasionally.

Oh, a teacher.

A: Teaching students.

B: OK.

a; Mainly lectures or something.

B: That's right.

A: But I seldom talk about it in China.

Oh, you have been abroad.

I often go abroad.

Oh, where have you been abroad?

Oh, that's too much.

Tell me.

What do you mean by Britain/America/France?

oh

A: Europe/Africa/Austria

Hmm.

A: India/Myanmar/Turkey, Pakistan/Hungary.

Hmm.

A: There are also Mexico/Hawaii, Uganda/Burundi, Guinea/Somalia, Chile/Brazil and Egypt, Japan/Germany/Italy.

home ...

They have all been there.

A: I haven't been to any of them.

Hey ... (Reaction) Why doesn't he go? !

A: I didn't leave any behind. They all go there often.

Oh, you often go to these countries.

A: I am old.

B: Oh.

A: But I've been standing for a long time.

B: Ah.

A: Forever.

Hmm.

A: It's England.

B: Oh, I spent the longest time in England.

A: English.

B: Ah, that's it.

I live there most of the time.

B: OK.

Well, it's a local custom in Britain.

B: Ah.

A: Living habits.

B: Yes.

A: I know everything.

B: Oh.

Yes, we often go there.

B: Mm-hmm.

A: I am not bluffing.

Oh!

We have money. We have pounds. We often spend.

B: Yes.

A: Well, great English restaurants pay attention to this!

Oh?

A: This is no ordinary restaurant. Not that.

Oh, hehe

From the outside, that big restaurant looks like a big garden.

B: Yes.

A: There is a big disc when you enter the door.

Oh, big disc.

A: A large disk with a brick base.

B: hmm ~ ~

A: at the moment, I am splashing water ~

B: It's called Zishui. This is a fountain!

When you stand on the high platform, that door is a turnstile.

Yes, there is such a door.

A: This door is like a spinning wheel. You have to go in one by one.

B: Yes.

A: They both hit each other with their instep.

How fresh.

A: there is an English waiter after entering.

B: Ah.

A: It's the waiter.

Oh, yes.

Come and bow to me.

How polite.

A: We spend money.

B: Yes.

I don't even look him in the eye.

B: Yo?

I'll just use this side light to sweep in, so we won't pay attention to him.

No, no, no,no. Don't look him in the eye.

A: Yes.

Just sweep it with the side light?

A: No.

B: Alas.

A: OK.

Oh, dear.

A: Amateur. Amateur. He doesn't understand.

Oh, I'm an amateur.

A: Let's look at people like this.

B: Ah.

This is direct light.

Oh, direct light

A: Straight light.

B: Oh, oh.

A: look at it this way. This is a side light.

Look.

Have you filled out the form?

Yes, I saw it.

A: Is there a direct mortgage for filling out the form?

Ah-ah.

A: There are two bladders. Look here, one is here and the other is here.

B: Heh heh heh heh. What are you doing? What is light? It's called a corner.

A: Yu Guang will do.

What do you mean?

Didn't I take that crutch?

A cane.

What are you doing on crutches? I am not a crutch.

B: Why?

Such a long stick.

B: Ah.

He has a big pimple on his head. Does the gentleman who has a position in England take this with him?

Yes, look.

A: It's called pie.

Good pie.

A: Put him through.

b; Give it to him.

A: Give it to him and he won't take it.

B: Then why?

A: There is a cloakroom for storing things.

Oh, save it.

He returned it to me when he left.

B: Oh, ok, ok.

You can't put on your coat.

B: hmm ~

A: Save it. Alas, the scarf.

B: Ah.

A: Take it off.

B: Hehe ~ Hmm ~

A: gloves

B: OK.

A: Top hat.

B: Hey.

A: Mask.

B: Huh?

A: Earmuffs.

Hi ~ ~ `You're all dressed up, alas, alas, alas, why did you come to take a bath? What are you doing?

It's very hot in English restaurants.

Hmm.

I have to take off my cotton vest.

B: OK.

Answer: Find a clean stool when it cools down.

B: and clean stools.

Sit there and spread a new tablecloth.

B: OK.

A: Put on your napkin.

B: OK.

Light a cigarette.

B: ok, return it to the dock.

A: (imitating the sound of a lighter)

B: Well, it's Flint's turn.

A: Up.

B: Go? By what?

A: Whisky

B: Huh?

A: Bring some garlic cloves and brandy bread sauce.

Hi ~ ~ Wow, good for you.

A: What's the matter?

B: He became very dull after eating this jam.

A: What's the matter?

Ah, what else? Not appropriate.

A: Not appropriate.

That's true.

A: Just eat like this.

B: Huh?

A: You only eat red garlic that won't leave the whole garlic. Do you know that red garlic is peeled and chewed, and spicy heart can't be swallowed?

B: Oh.

A: It's useful to have another bite after chewing.

B: What's the use?

A: Next to the big English restaurants, they all have dance halls.

Oh, the ballroom.

That's the young English girl.

B: Ah.

A: Do young girls understand?

Young girl.

A: That's right. I came to dance alone.

B: Ah.

We need to find a partner.

B: Yes.

I know I am a dancer.

B: Oh.

Look at me from a distance. What a young man I am.

B: Hey.

Please invite me to dance with her.

B: Oh.

She is not a good dancer. You said I didn't want to dance because it was inappropriate for me not to dance.

B: Yes, yes.

A: Just rub her with this kind of garlic flavor.

B: how to apply it?

I burped at her as soon as she invited me. Oh, she smells it.

B: Hey! ! Oh, I said, do you hurt?

A: The main reason is that they can't dance well.

Oh, they can't dance.

Oh, no, no.

B: What do you do?

A: This is our job. Well, I like you too.

What do you like about me?

A: I'll teach you how to accept an apprentice.

B: where do you accept apprentices? Do I need your instruction? I could dance a long time ago.

Can you dance?

How fresh.

Please don't introduce yourself.

Why did you lie?

Let me test you.

B: How did you take the exam?

A: Tell me about it.

What are you talking about?

A: What's a real ballroom like?

B: Hi, is there a ballroom here?

A: You haven't been there. You can't tell.

B: Who said anything about entering the big glass door? There are traffic lights flashing on it, and there is a circle of small sofas around the waxed floor.

There was a small band playing there, and it jumped up.

A: A small band?

B: Ah.

A: Small bands are not like the Danxian band of your Quyi Troupe ... they are all foreign music.

Oh, no, no, no, that's joy.

A: Oh ~

Piano, accordion and violin?

A: There is a conductor.

B: There is one.

A: Isn't it?

B: Yes.

A: Wear a suit, a sharp stick and a big back.

B: It's beautiful.

Listen to him.

B: That's right.

Are you ready?

I was ready for this.

A: I am ready ~ together! , that Betelgeuse, Dragon, Dongdong ~ ~

Oh, no, no, no, no ... Stop, stop, stop ... Ah, he has to dance.

A: Come here.

Like you.

A: Ah-ah.

B: Waltz skating.

A: Oh

B: Di ~ Da ~ Dang ~ Di Da ~ Deng Deng ~ Da Deng Deng ~ Dai Di Dundee ~

Answer: bounce, wipe, bounce, wipe. .....

B: Really? line

A: Is there a board?

B: If possible, how about a ballroom dance for all of us today? Can you jump?

A: Come on.

B: Come on.

A: Just jump.

B: We.

A: Ah.

Learn from this man and a woman.

Why are you still a big boy and girl?

B: Of course, dancing requires a man and a woman.

A man and a woman?

B: Ah.

I am a man.

B: Mm-hmm?

A: Big guy.

Where are you? You are a big shot.

A: What's the matter?

Generally speaking.

A: Ah.

This man is a little taller than this woman. Do you think it's useless? Look, alas, don't lift your feet. This is a natural disaster.

Oh, because I am shorter than you.

B: Much shorter.

A: Be a woman.

Stupid.

A: Big girl.

B: That's right.

A: Wow, it's a big girl this time.

B: Big girl.

Oh, yes. I am here.

B: What's the matter?

A: I am very attractive.

B: Ah, ah, ah, it's still charming.

I will be the eldest daughter.

I'll make you up.

A: Make-up.

B: hey ~

A: Wear a braid.

Oh, no, no.

A: Please cut it short.

Hey, I have it here. Do you see it?

A: What's the matter?

I have a handkerchief here.

What's this handkerchief for?

This handkerchief is like a scarf.

A: Yo.

B: After wearing it, we can see the difference between men and women.

A: Oh, there is a difference.

B: That's right.

A: Of course.

You sit on the sofa and wait.

A: Where to sit? Where to sit?

B: Ah.

A: Where to sit?

Sit on the sofa.

A: Sit on the sofa.

B: Ah.

This sofa is very comfortable.

B: That's right.

A: It's not here.

B: Huh?

A: Move backstage and get a sofa.

B: Where can I move it?

You let me sit on the sofa.

B: We are performing. Just squat down here and gesture.

A: Get down.

B: Hey.

A: So.

B: By the way, hey, I said you weren't sitting on the sofa.

Why don't I squat down?

Have you seen the sofa? He has a backrest. Lean back.

A: Lean back a little.

B: Lean back, it's more comfortable to walk. That's sitting on the sofa.

This sofa is more tiring than standing.

You can make do. That's all we have.

A: Come on.

B: Come (learn music) Miss Di Da Dang Di Da Deng Deng Da Deng Deng Dai Di Dundi, please dance.

A: (with lips)

Miss, what's the matter? Please dance.

A: (Ignore)

Well, who offended her? Well, reach out and walk. Well, the eyes of another generation of monkeys are Tang Ding ... My hometown is Huaguoshan. I turned on the light, opened the rope and took one ... Wow!

A: (somersault)

Who brought the monkey in?

A: This is not a monkey trick.

You are ridiculous. Do you know the rules of dancing?

Are there rules for dancing?

Of course, I will pay tribute to you here. You stand up and respond, and then we start dancing and chatting.

A: Oh

We can still find someone.

Can we find someone?

B: Of course.

A: Impossible!

B: Then come again.

A: Come on.

B: Really ... (studying music) Di Da Dang Di Da Deng Deng Da Deng Deng Dai Di Dundee ~

A: Play, wipe, wipe ... What's your last name?

B: My last name is Jia.

What's your name?

B: Jia Daya

A: What's the name? Who gave it to him? What an ugly name Jia Daya is.

My dad gave it to me. What do you care? Make do with it.

A: Play, rub, rub ... How old is it?

B: 38

A: Why?

B: Play cotton.

A: Married?

Not yet.

Yo, it's late enough, but you have to hurry.

B: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Fuck you.