Why do you give a banquet to each other?

There are always infighting in officialdom, and sometimes just a differential treatment can make people go to heaven and earth, and intrigue plays an indispensable role in it.

It has to be said that Gan Long is always confused about the issue of He Shen, which is one of the reasons for indulging He Shen to become a generation of corrupt officials. He Shen's bad Liu Yong is like the palm of his hand. He is duplicitous, duplicitous, versatile and skillful. Such a person can be favored if he climbs fast.

For a long time, Gan Long couldn't see anything wrong with He Shen. Why? It's not that he is confused, but that he likes He Shen at a certain time, so he can tolerate a lot. Even He Shen has a pockmarked face, and Qianlong thinks it looks better than the average person. Therefore, even if I sometimes see some shortcomings, I try to erase them in a different way, thinking that it is a minor problem, so that I can't see the face of the traitor with arsenic at all, and I don't understand that he is the biggest moth in my court.

people who are used to flattery with sweet words are the explanation for this. A person who is disloyal to the country, disloyal to the monarch, betrays the country and betrays the interests of the nation can be regarded as a traitor! At the same time, such people must be powerful ministers, capable and talented, and they must be able to influence people in a certain regime, so it is not easy to reach this standard.

In the history of China, few people have won this "honor".

it is a big mistake for one's country and a big crime for Qianlong to cherish trust and arsenic.

once, on his way back to the palace, Qianlong kept thinking: during this trip to Tongzhou, he found that the contradiction between He Shen and Liu Yong was getting bigger and bigger, and his face and heart were not harmonious. This article was full of martial arts, and he was my right-hand man. If this continues for a long time, it will miss my national affairs! Hmm! I have to mediate for them.

When I returned to the palace, I immediately sent a message and gave a banquet in hall of mental cultivation, so that He Shen and Liu Yong could have a meal together and talk to them during the meal. It's a good idea, but it's not a feasible idea at all.

Liu Yong was annoyed when he heard about the banquet. Why? First, you can't sit and eat, you have to stand and eat; Second, there are a lot of etiquette, and it is particularly complicated. Every time you eat something, you have to thank me once, and you have to give a gift, that is, pay three respects and knock nine times.

At this moment, I heard Gan Long say, "You two love Qing! Today, when you eat at the same table with me, you are free from all the etiquette of the monarch and the minister, just like eating at your house. Don't tie you up with all kinds of etiquette. "

Liu Yong said to himself, That's more like it. If you want a dish to thank you once and kowtow nine times, if you can't finish this meal, you have to pour out all your umbrellas!

At this moment, I saw the little eunuch lined up in a long snake array, which went up the same way, flowing like a lantern. After a while, a ten-foot-long big round table was filled with 36 dishes and various snacks. This is also exquisite, which means 36 days a year.

that royal meal is exquisite, and it is not ordinary. That's a complete method of frying, frying, cooking, frying, frying, grilling, stewing and roasting; That's really a complete set of fried silk, fried slices, grilled strips, stewed pieces, round fried and diced stewed.

Not to mention the taste, it's really mellow, sweet, crisp, soft, crisp, hemp, spicy, tender, fresh and fragrant.

Some people may ask, how do you eat this round table, which is more than ten feet long and has 36 dishes? Can ganlong stretch his neck and eat around the table? No, it's not pretty! Otherwise, you have to put on the style of long live the grandfather, sit there and point with your hand, and I'll eat this! Eunuch spoon up, long live!

please open your mouth to eat. I ate this, and the eunuch picked it up with chopsticks and sent it to Qianlong's mouth. He ate it with one mouth! Is this ganlong's meal? This is the nursery aunt feeding the children!

In fact, he has a maid-in-waiting, kneeling beside the round table and turning the core of the round table with her hands. Among them, there is a lot of knowledge, and the pace is very important. If you work too slowly, you have to eat the opposite food, but you can't. If you work too fast, the soup will be spilled all over the floor.

at this moment, I heard Qianlong say, "We have another special dish here, steamed shad, but it's not much. Today, we only give three tails, one for the Queen Mother, one for my own consumption, and the other for you to share." He Shen was very happy when he heard this.

at that time, shad was a very precious fish species. Because the traffic was very backward at that time, there were neither cars nor planes, and the roads were very rugged. The shad produced in the Yangtze River Delta would stink when transported to Beijing.

because this kind of fish dies when it comes out of water, and it can't be put aside. It changes color one day, tastes bad two days, and rots in three days.

This kind of fish is delicious, and it has always been a tribute, so it can only be delivered by fast horse, with one stop in 2 miles, changing horses to move forward, using flags during the day and lights at night, and transported to the palace one day and one night. Although it is iced, there are only two or three out of 18. Things are rare! What an honor it is for two nave to eat half a loaf each!

Just listen to the question of Qianlong: "You two love Qing! Do you know where this shad comes from? "

and arsenic scrambled to say, "Fish! Of course it is in the water! "

I was so angry that I stared at him and said, "Nonsense! Of course it's in the water! It's a camel in the desert! "

Liu Yong said at this moment, "Long live! Shad is a marine fish, which spawns in the Yangtze River, Pearl River and Qiantang River in China in spring. This kind of fish has a green back, a silvery white belly, silvery white around the eyes with golden light, and rich fat under the scales. The meat is tender and delicious, and it tastes very good. Long live the opening ceremony, such a wonderful top grade is given to my son and minister, and I am very grateful for your grace. But I only eat the fish head, and the fish body is given to He Shen. "

"Liu aiqing! Why are you fighting for fish heads? "

"long live! The head of a shad is unusual! Eating it can increase your intelligence and learn, because I am slow in thinking, so please try the fish head. "

gan longxin said to himself, "you're not ashamed, you're always thinking, and you're still slow!"

He Shen can learn from eating the head of shad. Hmm! This fish head can't be eaten by Liu Yong. Originally, he was quicker than me, more knowledgeable, and full of bad things. If I told him to eat the head of shad again, I would be even more defeated by him! Come on! Strike first, I'll clip it! (The action can be exaggerated) "Chi" means "Wow!" Play a hole in your cheek!

If you look at Liu Yong again at this time, the fish will only eat its tail! He Shen just understand at this moment, he was taken in by Liu Yong! As soon as I turned around, I knelt down to Qianlong: "Long live! Liu Yong lied that eating shad's head can make you learn, but I believe it. Who knows that this shad's skull is full of thorns, and it's pricking your mouth and scratching your cheeks? Look! It's still bleeding here!

The middle part of the fish is the real delicacy. It's really heinous for Liu Yong to play with the minister of state in front of you! I hope you will be the master of the slave. "

Gan Long thought: You He Shen are so worthless. You have to fight for food and complain. Because He Shen flatters, and Ganlong still eats his tricks, so Ganlong is really partial to He Shen, so he asks Liu Yong, "Liu Yong! Why do you lie and learn from the head of a shad? "

"long live! I didn't tell a lie. Eating herring heads is learning. "

"how do you see it?"

"look! He Shen just took a bite of the head of the herring and knew that the head of the herring was not as delicious as the fish. Isn't that just learning? "

He Shen: Oh! That's what I learn!

Now Gan Long understands: Don't ask again. Ask Liu Yong what he might say. I'm telling them today that I can't deepen the contradiction between them, and I can't ask Liu Yong to be angry with He Shen. So I deliberately changed the subject and said, "You two love Qing! Do you know the seven-step poem? "

As we all know, Wei Guopi asked his younger brother Cao Zhi to write a poem within seven steps in order to fight for the throne in the Three Kingdoms, otherwise he would be beheaded.

Qianlong wants to use this metaphor to describe the two nave in Manchu and Han Dynasties. They should be brothers and sisters, do a good job of unity, and should not fight with each other. Arsene and I are staring at this table with ecstasy, and they are so greedy that they swallow their saliva. Let's talk about the dragon problem at this moment:

"You two love Qing! Do you know the seven-step poem? "

I didn't hear you clearly, so I replied, "Haha ... Long live! I love to eat this table if I don't eat it! "

gan longxin said, hey! Where did this all happen?

Liu Yong said, "Long live! I know that the seven-step poem is: boil beans and burn beans, and beans cry in the kettle. This is the same root, so it's too urgent to fry each other. "

"Yes!" Dry dragon further change the subject, "two love qing! I have a couplet, which one of you can couplet? "

Liu Yong, don't look at such a great scholar and such a big official. He has a problem, that is, people are crazy. Seeing that He Shen was staring at the dish on the table, the seven-step poem didn't come up again. He was so excited that he said, "Ah! Hooray! You can make the first couplet, but if I can't make the second couplet within five steps, how about I don't want the word "Luo Guo"? "

gan longxin said: ok! This 22,-pound silver is exempt!

At this moment, it was raining heavily outside the temple. It was stormy, thundering and lightning. Gan Long pointed out the window with his hand: "You two love Qing! Listen! The five emperors raise troops, thunder drums and clouds flag, rain arrows and wind knives are guests' are you right! "

Qianlong is very knowledgeable, so it's too difficult to get out of this couplet. With the sudden storm, rain and thunder and lightning, and the thunder, electricity, clouds, rain and lightning are all used, the couplet has no words! Of course, He Shen couldn't match the second part of the League. Liu Yong stood up now and went to the fourth step. After another leg lift, Qianlong stood up with joy. Just as he was about to announce the exemption of Liu Yong's twenty-two thousand yuan, he heard Liu Yong say, "I'm right! Dragon king's banquet, moon candles and stars, mountains, food, sea and wine as pots!' Long live ye! Four and a half steps! "

" I know! I know the number. "

"ha ha! Less than five steps! "

At this moment, it's time to watch Gan Long pick up the glass on the table and say, "Moisten poetry, brush and painting."

Liu Yong still walked for four and a half steps, shaking his fan, and just like this, he replied, "Drunk, drunk, even more intoxicating."

Listen to how well this pair is aligned. They are poetic and picturesque, secretly writing scenery, feelings and people. It's better to make the first couplet, but it's better to make the second couplet. But He Shen understood it as saying this table dish, and said, Who can't be right about this? If you drink too much, you will be drunk!

at this moment, I heard Qianlong say, "Listen to this couplet again:' To be an emperor, you should know all the tastes in the world. It means that as a generation of soap emperors, we should observe the people's feelings and know the happiness, anger, sorrow, happiness, sweetness, sour taste, bitterness and spicy taste of ordinary people. This is "sitting as an emperor should know all kinds of tastes in the world".

when He Shen heard that there are many flavors in the world, there's nothing to say! This is still to eat! Just one step ahead, cheekily said: "Long live! I said to him,' Let's solve the worries of the market!' Hooray! You see how right I am! Just one step! "

ganlong glared at He Shen and said," you leave me alone for a while! Useless slave, you know how to eat! "

He Shen is confused! How can he understand the intention of Qianlong! Qianlong means: I, as an emperor, know the happiness, anger, sadness and joy of ordinary people. What about you as ministers? More should work for the people, not maybe unity, to protect the qing empire. Liu Yong knew it, but he was playing dumb and said,

"Long live! Please forgive me for my innocence, and I have also come up with a couplet, asking my Lord to answer correctly with nave. "

gan long thought, "with my knowledge, can I not match up?" Besides, today is mainly for the reconciliation between the two of them. " Just say yes. Just say, "Good! You go out for the first part! But it can't be tacky, it's definitely better. "

Liu Yong stared at He Shen, and said to himself, You want to eat first! I told you to eat enough today! Just say, "Long live! After listening,' dumplings, chicken in soy sauce, grilled shark's fin. "'hearing this, the dragon is at sixes and sevens, how to eat nothing!

He Shen said first, "Long live! You don't have to be right about this couplet. I'm the best at this couplet!

I am right:' Pie, roast duck, cooked prawns!' Ha ha!

ganlong said, "He Shen, Liu Yong! The two Aiqing are not afraid to hold on! "

Although it was only given by the emperor, it is not difficult to see the traces of infighting. When a person is in power, his mistakes can be reduced. When a person is not in power, drinking water may be wronged.

This enlightens us that people should have their own analysis and judgment of the situation in their communication. Strength, strength and distance should be well known. The so-called know yourself and know yourself and win every battle, which is the truth.