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Selling Spring Festival couplets (crosstalk scripts):

I have studied for more than twenty years.

B The bottom of this book is deep enough.

A has studied for more than 20 years, but she hasn't learned it yet.

B give up halfway.

A It's even harder to do other things.

B I can't come this year.

A that's right.

What do you do?

A shit, there are saints.

B yes.

A is processing a bowl of bibimbap.

B what do you do?

A selling fans in summer.

B is good, too.

A write and draw, what plum, orchid, bamboo, chrysanthemum.

B good.

A selling couplets in winter.

B selling pairs in the new year?

A earns seven or eight thousand to make ends meet.

B You talk too much.

A what?

If B can earn 70 thousand or 80 thousand by selling a pair, who will believe it? A pair of twenty coppers, with the word "Fu" in the horizontal batch, "Look up and see happiness".

Which pair do you think that is? They are sold on the street.

B: What are these?

A These shoes are very special to me.

What's the special meaning of b?

A: If you are an official, before the Qing Dynasty-not when you entered the Republic of China-there will be a pair of doors, and someone will know your official position when they pass by.

B has this advantage?

A store doesn't have to stick a cover, just stick my pair and you'll know what to sell.

B plays a great role.

A It's better for you businessmen to post my pair.

B is it?

You businessmen like credit.

B yes.

A has a foreign debt, but it lacks other people's money and can't afford it. What should I do? Don't give it to May Festival, to August Festival, don't give it to August Festival, after the festival, and at the end of the year, it can't be pushed over.

B yes.

The family blocked the door and asked for money. How did you spend this year?

That's what b is afraid of.

A: If you put on my pair, the account owner will not only ask you for money first, but also give you a few dollars to spend on the New Year.

B does it really have this benefit?

What are you talking about?

Please write me a pair.

What is A doing?

B, you can seal my account.

How many people are you short?

More than 500 yuan.

You have a lot of foreign debts.

B it's not my foreign debt.

Whose?

My dad's.

Oh ... old people's.

b！

Is your father short of money?

B yes.

Is he still here?

B is dead

A: He died and asked you to pay the debt?

B I will pay him back.

All right.

Please drive.

Will you write this next year? "Father's debts are too narrow to be repaid."

What does this mean?

The son inherits his father's business and the father pays his debts.

B narrow?

A can't afford it without money.

What about the second couplet?

A "Who wants money for Chinese New Year?"

What is the content?

You mean money. I didn't. Wow, no one will have a good year if we fight.

B horizontal approval?

A "Let's talk about it in the New Year."

B Yes, I succeeded again.

That's what A means.

B can't arrive on time, so he has to leave.

If A doesn't leave, write a powerful one to scare him away.

B has this advantage. How to write the first part?

A "urge the horse to twist the gun to collect debts."

B Oh, it's really expensive. What is the bottom line?

A "desperate use of Kong Ming's plan not to pay back the money."

B it's amazing, huh?

One sentence, "I really want to move the knife."

B can't do it, ask others.

A, say something soft? "People get up on the second day of the New Year."

Second link?

A "I was nine years old in No.1 Middle School."

How do you explain this?

A told the account owner that people would keep jiaozi for the New Year until the evening of the 30th.

B: That's right.

When wrapping jiaozi, two fingers pinch jiaozi's edge on the top and eight fingers on the bottom, which is called anxiety.

What about the second couplet?

A "I was nine years old in No.1 Middle School." Your family can't afford to buy a bag of jiaozi for the Spring Festival, but only eat Wowotou.

What do you say about B and IX in Foreign No.1 Middle School?

A when making steamed bread, nine fingers are outside, one finger is drilled in the middle, and nine fingers are outside and one is in the middle.

B horizontal approval?

A "until you die of poverty."

B hey! You give a pair of couplets to crosstalk performers.

A: Yes, "Look, taste and learn songs, ancient and modern wine, color and wealth."

Second link?

A loud voice of "high and low, it is difficult to distinguish between true and false".

B horizontal approval?

Answer "Feed the dog in the morning and evening."

B it didn't end well. You write a couplet for Kun.

A little girl?

B sing drums.

A "Wear red and hang green, and present a new rhyme of charming and slow lips."

Second link?

A sentence "wearing purple and blue is full of charm, knocking on the dental plate and singing a happy song."

B horizontal approval?

"The old days are over."

B yo! Why are you getting old?

Why are you still singing when you are old?

Yes, I can't sing without my teeth.

A can't sing.

B, you give a pair of spring hands.

A "suppose you really learn to be one."

B what do you say?

The hypothesis behind A, the true learning in front, "Assuming that true learning becomes one" seems to be a person.

Second link?

A "Sing two voices before and after the performance."

What does this mean?

A lip-synching true song sings back and forth, two people sing back and forth, and two people fight in their throats.

B horizontal approval?

"Don't fart"

B I know that the front is farting and the back is smelling!

A: Exactly.

You can give some couplets to the pancake seller jiaozi.

Do people who sell pancakes in jiaozi also put up couplets?

B size is a business.

A: Yes, "the clang sound of the round face is thin and scraped open". If the clang sound of the round face is thin and scraped open, it will be big.

Second link?

A "roll more onions and less sauce."

B horizontal approval?

A "The more you eat, the shorter it will be."

B, stop eating! You write a couple for the opera house.

"Learn from the monarch, the minister, the father and son, the husband and wife, the friends, the loyalty, the filial piety and the righteousness."

B downlink?

A "Whether rich or poor, happy or sad, there are ups and downs, you will call it a surprise."

B horizontal approval?

"Come out and go in."

B guang deji won't go in. There's nobody backstage. Give a pair to the salt shop.

A "water-based, thousands of miles of active non-private sales."

B downlink?

One is "formed by borrowing soil, although paying taxes is an official line."

B horizontal approval?

Answer "Salt is salty."

B nonsense, acid is vinegar! You give a pair of toilets?

A line. "grin when you come in."

B what's the matter?

He can't find the toilet. He was grinning.

Second link?

"Go out and see Shu Mei"

B Oh, I had a good time.

Jen didn't turn away from anything.

B horizontal approval?

A "pull first and then wipe."

Oh! You give the magician a pair.

A "Make your hands colorful with a flick of your finger." Clean and tidy.

Second link?

Answer "rub it, pick the fruit and you will pass."

B horizontal approval?

A "same train"

He can't carry it. You give the team a pair.

A "it's more fun to have sex at first."

B downlink?

A "The cock crows three times and sings from wealth." Nothing until tomorrow.

B horizontal approval?

"Don't go without money."

What are you going to do without money?

Extended data:

Selling Spring Festival couplets, traditional crosstalk, belongs to counterpart crosstalk, which was created and perfected by the older generation of artists and put on the stage many times. Selected from China Traditional Crosstalk Collection.

References:

Baidu Encyclopedia-Selling Spring Festival couplets