Seek cross talk "Spring Festival couplets" in various texts!

Today, we are going to tell you a cross talk. My name is Ma Lisan.

B: My name is Hou.

A: No. Sell one's strength.

Please forgive me.

A: Just in time for the Spring Festival. I don't think we should just talk about it.

B: Then let's sing a song.

A: Singing? It's okay to sing it to me. The audience knows that I have a good voice.

B: Huh? You have a good voice. Well, are you confused? In front of me, you said you had a good voice.

Oh, so you have a good voice.

B: Of course. Ask everyone.

A: I don't ask either. Why not? Because we don't sing today.

B: Look at your virtue. You say you can't sing because you have a bad voice. So, what are you going to perform for everyone today?

Let's read couplets and recite poems. Can you do it?

I should ask you this question. When I was a child, I went to a private school. I have seen all the melodic enlightenment and Li Weng's rhymes. When I said I had read it, I actually knew how to recite it.

A: So you have a foundation.

B: That's right.

A: I don't believe it, but I have a better foundation.

B: well, I don't say that you have a foundation, and I don't say that I have a foundation. Let me ask you a question, whether it's a mule or a horse, see if you can walk.

A: Of course.

B: Didn't you say you had a foundation? It is not difficult for me to write a word for you. Yes, right?

A: Yes, the word "yes"?

B: Yes.

A: I'm sorry to say "no"

B: Huh? That's it. Have a foundation. You gave it to me, right?

Yes, you can't beat me. We learned.

Well, I've learned it. You should be nothing. I don't know.

A: No, no,no. "Yes" means "No". Think about it. How do ordinary people talk, like the two of us? You have money, but I have no money.

Don't say that. I'm no better than you.

You have a room, but I don't.

B: Don't worry. Get rich first, then get rich. Sooner or later, you will have a house, but there is no toilet in the house.

A: You have a wife, but I don't.

B: Don't call your wife, call your wife.

A: I have no daughter-in-law, only your wife.

Hey, what can I say? What do you mean, my wife prepared it for you?

Sorry, just kidding. Let me give you an example. In fact, I also know that you have no money.

There is no example like you.

I mean, "yes" should be right, right? That's what everyone usually says.

B: That won't do either. You have to use written language between lovers. Written language is "yes" and "no". This is the rule.

A: OK, OK, it's up to you. If you say "nothing", it is "nothing". You can give me another one, and it will be fine this time.

B: Yes, I'll give you a word, "heart", right?

A: I give you a feeling of "strength". The mind is an idea, strength is an action, and the idea does not match the action. That's fantasy.

That's more like it.

A: That's right. We learned.

B: If you say you are fat, you will gasp. This time, it will make you more embarrassed. Give me a two-word name.

A: Even if the words are difficult, you underestimate me.

B: don't be beautiful yet. Listen to my first part: porridge.

A: porridge?

B: Yes, that is, during the Spring Festival, a large family set up a porridge shed and delivered porridge for free. The horse gave porridge. Haven't you heard the story?

A: It seems to ring a bell. Mom Ren Shan, my family. Well, isn't this an allusion? I'll give you a truth. An allusion is a truth, okay?

That's true.

Answer: Listen to my bottom line, I will give you the right: development.

B: Development?

A: That's right. How's it going? Is it neat?

Well, it's still neat. It doesn't work at all. You know, my last couplet is porridge, but porridge.

A: Yes, my bottom line is development. My hair is. My hair is on display.

B: Huh? Is it an exhibition? I haven't heard of it. Some send washing powder and soap, and some send new year's goods. How's it going?

A: Developing it is not distributing things. ..

B: Collecting things?

A: No, no, don't talk nonsense. How do you say development? What is this? Oh, yes, it's an idea.

Don't give me such nonsense. You must explain to me today. How's it going?

A: Well, how did you figure it out? I tell you, the world is full of miracles. Ask if you know, don't ask if you don't know, ask if you are sick.

B: No way. If I knew, what would I ask?

A: You can only accept this boredom. You don't know what development is.

B: That's right.

A: You said porridge. As we all know, there are rice porridge and corn porridge, both of which are hot. What is development and display? No one has seen it.

B: That's right.

A: Why don't you explain what today's exhibition is? Everyone booed us and made us unable to get off the stage?

B: Who said it wasn't?

A: Then make it clear to everyone quickly.

B: I ... hmm.

Well, what? Say it.

What did I say? Didn't I ask you?

A: Oh, yes, you asked me. Don't worry, shouldn't I tell you slowly?

Well, I almost asked him to go in for me.

Hey, let me ask you, where are you from?

I'm from Beijing.

Oh, Beijingers, can you speak Tianjin dialect?

B: Of course I will. I don't have a CET-4 certificate. I don't want to go to the teahouse and run the pier.

Well, let me ask you something. What do you call a rag in Tianjin dialect?

B: It's called exhibition cloth.

Why is it called an exhibition?

Well, I don't know.

Look, come on, let me tell you, the word exhibition comes from an old meaning. Were you surprised to see the first moment?

B: I've seen three shots and I'm surprised.

Who asked about that stupid thing? I was surprised at the first moment. There is a story about a village woman who came to an ancient temple to take shelter from the rain and met an old man, a young man and two prostitutes. There is such a sentence in the original text: Zhiyuan picked up a finished magnetic bowl, unfolded his sleeves and handed it to Du Fu himself.

Oh, show it with your sleeves.

A: Yes, exhibition is wiping, and exhibition is wiping.

B: wipe it with sleeves?

A: Yes, I didn't realize that the ancients wore wide robes and big sleeves. Why are the sleeves so big that it is convenient to blow your nose and wipe the cup?

B: Huh? Wipe the cup after blowing your nose. Is the cup still usable?

A: There are many words in Chinese. Their ancient meanings have disappeared in contemporary languages, but they still exist in dialects. For example, Tianjin people call the rag exhibition. Isn't the rag used to wipe things?

B: Oh, I see, but what you said has something to do with what I asked you about development.

A: listen to me and tell you. It is said that there is a neighbor in front of our house whose daughter graduated from college and can't find a job. Oh, she is in a hurry, and so is her family. She stayed at home for more than half a year, almost a year, and finally found a job, not bad. Guess where to work?

B: Where is it?

Beijing, isn't it amazing?

B: That's good.

Yes, my little daughter used to be sad all day, but now she is all right.

B: Are you happy?

A: I don't seem too happy either.

B: There is a lot of pressure at work. The competition is fierce now.

A: However, there are times when I am happy. When the neighbors asked, they answered brightly: Develop in Beijing.

Look at their children. They are very promising.

A: Isn't that the day? I was invited to a financial hosting party in Beijing. My little girl's mother entrusted me: Li San, the weather is getting cold. You can take a sweater to our child when you go to Beijing, and then see what she does. When we asked her, she said she didn't know what to do to develop in Beijing.

B: Poverty inherits the wind.

I said no problem, aunt. I will definitely bring it to you. Don't worry. When she arrived in Beijing, Xiaohong said that she was working and came to see me after work.

B: Xiaohong?

A: That's the little girl.

B: Then wait for someone to get off work.

No, I'm in a hurry, too I'm in a hurry to attend the church meeting. The rich man's family is going to hold a meeting, which has delayed me. That family may not send me to the yamen to play the board. Isn't Xiaohong at work? I went to her office to find her, and then I left after I delivered the things. There is no delay.

B: That will do.

A: I told Xiaohong about the situation, and there was nothing she could do. Just come and tell me the working place: Room 2205, Gate 3, Building B, Shang Feng International South Zone.

B: Just listening to this name is an aristocratic community.

A: Noble community is true, but how is it a bit like home?

B: Maybe it's a small company.

A: No matter how much it costs, I'll go as soon as I know the location. When I got there, I saw Xiaohong before I entered the community.

B: shall I pick you up outside?

A: No, I stood outside the window on the 22nd floor and waved to me.

B: that's too enthusiastic. Be careful not to fall.

A: Let me take a closer look. Oh, it's not waving at me to clean the glass.

Ok, what's your face?

A: I stood there, afraid to move. If I call someone and she falls when the bell rings, who do you think it will be?

B: Isn't it?

I stood for half an hour, and my legs were numb. After she cleaned the glass, I finally called her. Xiaohong heard that I had arrived and hurried downstairs. I saw her look, wow, wearing a white hat on her head and holding a rag in her hand. Her face looks like Xiaohua Mall's.

B: unit cleaning.

A: I don't think so. Just ask. What do you do? She washes dishes when people eat, cleans dishes when they exercise, helps the old lady get under the bed, and pees when the children pee.

Fat mom.

what can I say? In the old society, it was called an old maid, but now it is called domestic service for college students.

B: OK.

A: I don't want to say anything in this situation. It is not easy. Xiaohong took the sweater and told me about it. When she goes back, don't tell her what she did, just say that she developed in Beijing.

B: it's still developing.

A: It's really development. Send a hat and an exhibition. How can we work without it?

B: Yes.

A: haven't you heard the song: the more you go on the road to happiness, the wider you go. Now that I have graduated from college, some are selling pork and some are doing domestic service. After emancipating the mind, the road is really wider than before.

B: Stop it.

A: (wiping sweat) How about it? I'll tell you what's going on with your hair, okay?

Let me make it clear.

A: Allusions tell the truth. Am I telling the truth?

This is a fact.

A: porridge is good for development, but I am wrong.

B: Great.

Don't you believe it?

No I don't.

A: Hey, what you just said is ok. Why didn't you accept it?

B: It's too complicated to explain. Look at your efforts.

A: Don't make excuses. I was right anyway.

B: Well, even if you get it right, hey, I'll give you another one. You can still do it, right

A: There is no such thing as a pair of words. I'll give you as much money as you pay. There are more words on the hour this time, otherwise I won't show my skill.

B: Well, that's what you said. I just did it. You're right. What?

I said nothing right.

I am serious. You're right. What?

A: I am right.

B: I can add words to my upper part.

A: I can add words to the next couplet.

Listen carefully. This time, I'll give you a suggestion: strengthen your heart.

A: I'm sorry ... Hey, why did you use your heart and strength?

B: Then don't worry. If I say it first, I will take advantage. I can use it as I want. If it doesn't match, I'll give up.

Oh, do you think I'll get caught? I asked Ma University if it was not afraid of such difficulties, so I pricked my ears and listened.

you said

A: Let me have a look first. No, your ears have never stood up.

B: Dogs? Do people have ears that can stand upright on the top of their heads?

Oh, I was wrong. It's not a dog.

B: Nonsense.

Listen, I'll give it to you. How's it going?

Not bad. I can add words to this couplet.

A: Add whatever you want.

B: I'll give it to you: 8,000 soldiers are strong in heart, but 10 years of cold window is bitter.

I was right: carefree, passionate, and then dyed Wan Shanhong.

B: ok, it's not bad, it's not neat, but it's a little bold.

A: Look at what you said.

B: Well, it seems that our couplets came out late after all these years.

A: No way at night. Besides, is there nothing to talk about?

Oh, are we late?

A: Of course, if you are late, you have to leave late.

B: Oh, it's ridiculous that you write evening couplets on New Year's Day.

Look at you. You are so superstitious. In the Spring Festival, we bid farewell to the old and welcome the new. Although we have ushered in 20 10, 2009 is gone forever. I want to write a pair of evening couplets to express my faint sadness about the distant time. What's your opinion?

B: well, I'm still a little sad. Don't be disgusting.

A: In addition, a great hero appeared in the United States a few days ago: the airplane man, who gave his life for justice and shocked the whole world. We write this couplet in memory of him.

Now that you mention it, I remember. They are really amazing, unlike us, they can only talk.

A: That's right. My brother and I have never been abroad in our lives, so we can't go to America to offer flowers to the hero cemetery. I think it's almost time to perform. Let's bow and bow to the hero later.

B: OK, I'll come now, and the apprentice will bow to you.

A: (Hiding), what are you doing? What do you mean?

Won't you bow?

A: Bow. You are aiming at the audience. Why are you aiming at me?

Well, I am confused, but it's not my fault. I learned it from Zhao Benshan.

A: You are learning from Zhao Benshan. It would be nice if you gave me one that promoted traditional culture.

B: That's right ... Hey, wait a minute, giving me one is not the same as promoting me.

A: Forget it. Let's not learn from Zhao Benshan. It is time. Don't lose your shape, apprentice ma.

B: Apprentice Hou.

Together: Bow to you.

Together: heroes, powerful heroes, eternal heroes.