There is a cross talk. A man said, where do you live? Another person said where my family lived, and then the first person said that it was a coincidence that I lived, and the second person said that

There is a cross talk. A man said, where do you live? Another person said where my family lived, and then the first person said that it was a coincidence that I lived, and the second person said that I had never seen it. From the traditional cross talk "Chasing Kiln". The main idea is that you have been asking where you live, and you have been very close, claiming to live with you, but in the end it is actually to take advantage. Belonging to ethics, this paragraph is generally used to make a speech or attract visitors in the old society, and is generally used as a cushion for "changing four generations" and "opposing seven mouths".

The following is a kiln chase performed by actors from Deyun Society and Feng.

Kong Yunlong: Seriously, where do you live?

Feng: I live in Qianmen Street.

Kong Yunlong: Who is it?

Feng: Me!

Kong Yunlong: Ouch! Is this a bad time? Don't! I also live in Qianmen Street!

Feng: Do you live in Qianmen Street, too?

Kong Yunlong: Yes.

Feng: Then why haven't I seen you?

Kong Yunlong: You went out early and I came back late, so we can't visit our neighbors.

Feng: Oh, yes. There are so many people in Qianmen Street that it is impossible to keep them.

Kong Yunlong: What number do you live in Qianmen Street?

Feng: I live at No.3 Qianmen Street.

Kong Yunlong: Who is it?

Feng: Me!

Kong Yunlong: Ouch! Is this a bad time? Don't! I live in number three, too!

Feng: Huh? You live in number three, too Then why haven't I seen you?

Kong Yunlong: You went out early and I came back late, so we can't visit our neighbors.

Feng: Oh, yes. There are many complicated people, so it is impossible to keep them.

Kong Yunlong: Do you live in South Room 3 or North Room 3?

Feng: I live in the North House!

Kong Yunlong: Who is it?

Feng: Me!

Kong Yunlong: Ouch! Is this a bad time? Don't! I live in the north house, too!

Feng: Well, we all live in the same room. No, then why haven't I seen you?

Kong Yunlong: You went out early and I came back late, so we can't visit our neighbors.

Feng: Maybe, I will be careless.

Kong Yunlong: Do you sleep in bed or on the kang at night?

Feng: Hey! You are asking. I had a bad waist, so I took a fire kang and slept on it!

Kong Yunlong: Who is it?

Feng: Me!

Kong Yunlong: Oh, is that unfortunate? Don't! I also sleep on the kang!

Feng: Wait a minute! These two people sleep on a kang! Then why haven't I seen you?

Kong Yunlong: You go out early and come back late, so we can't worship our neighbors!

Feng: Alas, I was so careless. I've never seen it before sleeping on the kang! ?

Kong Yunlong: What did you cover when you slept?

Feng: I have a blue mattress and a red quilt.

Kong Yunlong: Who is it?

Feng: Me!

Kong Yunlong: Ouch! Is this a bad time? Don't! I also laid a blue mattress and a red quilt.

Feng: Yes! It's all under the covers! How come I haven't seen you?

Kong Yunlong: You go out early and come back late, so we can't worship our neighbors!

Feng: Am I not a fool? No, I've never seen it!

Kong Yunlong: Seriously, who do you sleep with at night?

Feng: I sleep with my wife!

Kong Yunlong: Ouch! Is this a bad time? Don't! And I slept with your wife!

Feng: Fuck you!

Remarks: this paragraph belongs to the category of ethics, but it is generally not divided into paragraphs independently.