Campus Comedy Short Script

1. A Absolute child? I'd like to see it

2. A "Five tiers of platforms behind the Wutai Mountain, platform, platform, platform." (Learning to play the sound of a small gong)

3. A "The old old grandma, the old husband, the old wife, drives the old goat."

4. A "Uncle racks the turtledove, turtledove flies uncle seizes turtledove."

5. A "Nyonya bombarded the cow, the cow screw(ning) nyonya screw(ning) the cow."

6. a What ah, messy?

7. A There is also such a story!

8. a What about the hole in the empty tree?

9. A empty tree hole?

10. a Hole in an empty tree?

11. a Empty tree empty?

12. A Listen to me: "Soft (rou), bada, when, clatter, flutter, pounce, ouch, whoosh, whoosh, squeak."

13. a What's that?

14. a I'm a real person.

15. a How many words do you have?

16. A Let's count them.

17. A I also have eighteen.

18. A You can count them: "soft, ba-da, dang, clatter, flutter, flutter, ouch, ouch, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish."

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19. a That year the war in Beijing, I was lying on the bed which, on hearing the soft ...... fly over a gun.

20. a Crash into the wall, bauda.

21. A fall in the courtyard a shell, when.

22. A The house collapsed.

23. A I fell out of bed, and I was thrown.

24. A touched my waist.

25. a Three hairs fell out.

26. A crushed three rats.

1. B You see, I have nothing to do with the most favorite spring couplets, recently at home I collected a few pairs of absolute children.

2. B "Three towers before the Three Pagodas Temple, tower, tower, tower."

3. B He started the play again. "Big big mom riding a big horse in a big way."

4. B "Grandma drink cheese, cheese fall (lao) grandma fishing cheese."

5. B "Mommy rides the horse, the horse is slow Mommy scolds the horse."

6. B Good! Listen to this one again: "The empty tree hides the hole, the hole enters the empty tree and the empty tree, the hole leaves the empty tree and the empty tree."

7. B This is a Confucius allusion, and a pair of couplets.

8. B Confucius traveled around the country, one day went to a place, suddenly the sky fell heavy rain, not on the village, not under the store, there is no place to hide, coincidentally, there is a tree next to the road inside the empty, Confucius thought that this place can be hidden to hide, which is called the empty tree hide hole

9. B Confucius into the empty tree, hole into the empty tree.

10. B There is a hole in the empty tree, a hole in the empty tree.

11. When the rain cleared up, Confucius came out of the empty tree.

12. b There is no hole in the empty tree. This is called: "The empty tree hides the hole, the hole enters the empty tree, the empty tree is full of holes, the hole comes out of the empty tree, the empty tree is empty". (Do not be able to breathe the look) I almost did not fire.

13. B I said what is this ah?

14. B This is a reference to the state of China.

15. B. Allusion can be to the real thing, but how many words do you have there?

16. B. I'm talking about 18 words.

17. b "The empty tree hides the hole, the hole enters the empty tree, the hole enters the empty tree, and the hole leaves the empty tree." Eighteen words. You?

18. B I hear more than thirty.

19. B also 18 words, but when what to say ah?

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22. B. What's the matter?

23. b Fluttering?

24. b Ouch, ouch, ouch?

25. b Whoosh?

26. b Zee zee zee which?

27. b Hey!

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