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October 29, 2006 night De Yun She 10th anniversary celebration opening ceremony "I'm a triad" Guo Degang, Yu Qian performance this

Kuo: Thank you friends, see you I hit the heart side pain. This actor is known to everyone, donkey Qian.

Yu: No, no, no, no, Yu Qian.

Guo: Yu.

Yu: Hey, right,

Kuo: Ma Tou Yu well.

Yu: or donkey ah this. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a donkey, and you'll be able to do that.

Kuo: Which one?

Yu: Yu ah, dry hook Yu ah.

Kwok: the dry hook Yu ah dry hook donkey ah?

Yu: No donkey, here.

Kuo: Yu Qian, Mr. Yu, the audience loved it. When you walk down the street, the comedian ah, can not name, surnamed Yu, Yu, he stood still.

Yu: I really obeyed ah, but also stood still.

Kuo: The audience likes it.

Yu: It's not as if you're calling them animals.

Kuo: I also like you which, all the art on the stage, I love.

Yu: You love the arts.

Kuo: I certainly, a lot of things you do professionally? It's not necessarily. Can't stop me from loving it.

Yu: It's a hobby.

Kuo: flute,

Yu: like flute?

Kuo: I played the flute.

Kuo: Love this, I told my daughter-in-law, the day I die, bury this flute with me.

Yu: You love it that much?

Guo: I love this.

Yu: It's the end of the line.

Yu: ah.

Kuo: Erhu,

Yu: This is all folk music. I turned around and saw the chimes, dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang dang.

Yu: This is more than a haunted Hen ah,

Kuo: My daughter-in-law said, the country is easy to plan out.

Yu: toss the chimes.

Kuo: I have times especially admire people's band ah, a small flute, a small instrument, can make a big crowd happy, ah terrific ah, people go to the high place, the water flows to the low place, everyone wants to have achievements, to bring joy to the community.

Yu: contribute to it.

Kuo: benefit the people. Why can't I?

Yu: You can also benefit the people ah,

Kuo: Which line of business is beneficial to the people, walking on the street, I'm standing here, the three religions, men and women, young and old, no matter what the industry, his work is beneficial to the community. Even if you say a drive a big car to deliver vegetables, playing the suburbs to four neck sweat to drive a big car pulling a thousand pounds of cabbage, livestock running with a big whip, how tired ah, snap, driving driving driving!

You look very boring ah, what is this, driving driving driving!

Kuo: How can we eat without him?

Yu: no one to send.

Kuo: I look at me admired. I just want to boast a couple of times. Who is my son?

Yu: He said?

Kuo: WOWOWO. oops, bring joy to the people.

Yu: Who brings joy to whom?

Kuo: At the very least, I'm a lot happier. Who is my grandson? Heh!

Yu: This is also not long memory.

Kuo: Who is the bastard?

Yu: What did he say?

Kuo: He's coming with a whip.

Yu: To whip you that is.

Kuo: He's not being generous.

Yu: It's not like anyone is being unkind.

Kuo: But I'm already happy.

Yu: I've taken advantage of it.

Kuo: I'm so happy that my teeth are breaking.

Yu: What kind of humanity?

Kuo: I'm so happy. Let's celebrate.

Yu: You're celebrating?

Kuo: Buy two pounds of crabs. Autumn is the time for river crabs to get fat. I'd like to buy two pounds, and I'd like to pick the big one. I'm going home with more than 50 crabs.

Yu: two catty crabs about 50? How big is the crab?

Guo: (gesture) so big.

Yu: You're not afraid to spend a nickel?

Kuo: Have you ever seen the umbilical cord of 5 cents?

Yu: You can still see the group umbilical cord at a loss?

Kuo: the chess piece of crab.

Yu: Where are the chess pieces of crab?

Kuai: the chess crab.

Yu: the name of this blind.

Kuo: take home to the pot on the steam, and my father to sit together, eat, eat openly, you have this amount of food to four no problem.

Yu: ah? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get it right, but I'm sure you'll be able to.

Kuo: the old man is also happy, (drink, bag crab)

Yu: your father this is a bag of crab or grams of soybean? Is there such a thing as eating crabs?

Kuo: meticulous, slow work is clever work.

Yu: How can you get the meat if you are not meticulous?

Kuo: the old man side to eat, I'm tired of him this. The mouth of the broken, get get get get, you also do a little bit of work, you say you mixed into such a day and night, not even a positive shape, you look at other people, driving a car to buy a large building, you look at you, you have nothing, you feet of the ground shaking, your side of the water in the flow, your hands are trembling, the heart of the tears in the flow.

Yu: Your father's surname is Cui?

Kuo: Your dad's name is Jian! Bummer, my dad is talking about me.

Yu: said you do not sing lyrics ah.

Kuo: (Turning to Yu Qian) Listen, dad said you are for your own good.

Yu: You rushed over there to say!

Kuo: (turning to the outside) I said dad you don't get angry ah.

Yu: Heh, turn around at this time!

Kuo: It's very vulgar. I said you say this why ah, I do not mix quite well? I'm not sure if I know you or not. I'm not sure if I know you, but I know you're drunk on wine, confused when you see the world, and you've forgotten your words when you're in a situation where you're rich. You're only good for one thing, but your eyes turn digital when you see a woman. Eat, eat, eat! That's what I'm like, right? You don't listen, do you? You little brat! I said, "Dad, don't say that. Don't say that your child is a brat. It's genetically unfavorable to the parents. My father was furious, rolled up his arms and sleeves, I will fight with you!

Yu: female rabbit or?

Kuo: hey?

Yu: fights have said this word?

Kuo: My father is so witty,

Yu: This is the time to joke ah.

Kuo: Xiao play XUE?

Yu: Your dad is so rude.

Kuo: Ah? I'm sorry, but I don't know what to say. You haven't met my grandfather yet.

Yu: Even more so.

Kuo: My grandfather is not only not good, but he is also not well liked. He's been buried in Tiananmen Square for 15 years and no one asked him about it. He has been fighting all day long, going out to fight, going out to fight for people to get even. The first time I saw him, I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night.

Yu: a whole hooligan.

Kuo: I have advised him,moncler pas cher, you don't have to do this. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm a member of the community, and I'm sure I'll be able to help you with anything. I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm very happy like this. You know what? Don't look up all the time, look down.

Yu: How to look down?

Kuo: Look down and you'll be happy. I thought about it and he has a point. People live like this, you always look up, you can not be good. Look down. You do business you lose money? There are still people who jump off buildings. You're happy compared to him. Right?

Yu: I did not jump.

Kuo: You have a daughter here you hate panic, then there are no children.

Yu: Oh, right, right, right.

Kuo: You're unemployed here, and there are still people who have lost their virginity.

Yu: It's not comparable, you know?

Kuo: your daughter-in-law does not want you, she did not want me ah.

Yu: go! What has to do with you ah?

Kuo: I think it makes sense, but moncler outlet store I want to learn with you, this is not good, the ghosts and gods of my heart can not bear. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to do it, and I'm sure you're going to be able to do it. We make things too difficult for the spirits. Let's just do whatever we need to do. I think it makes sense ah, so far I'm going to say in this life to be a president is not enough.

Yu: do not have enough trouble, simply no chance.

Kuo: I also think so, then I might as well I with my grandpa piece, we go on another path.

Yu: What path?

Kuo: Look, you have to squeeze me to say it. I can't say I'm afraid they'll know and arrest me. (Loud: I am a triad.) I can't say it.

Yu: still don't say it? You've yelled it out.

Kuo: Our group (a) weave you know?

Yu: And the group?

Kuo: Have you ever seen the movie "Groucho"? I've seen it, haven't I? Yes, yes, we are together. Hong Kong that triad Hung Hing Society know? I'm a Hung Hing. But we're not the headquarters, we're a branch. I'm from Niulanshan.

Yu: Erhotou, Erhotou two bottles.

Kuo: Our organization, you have to use me in the future.

Yu: What can I use you for?

Kuo: The triads. You see how black I am.

Yu: I'm black too.

Kuo: You are my photo.

Yu: It's not that strong.

Kuo: You have something you can't guarantee you'll have to beg me.

Yu: What can I ask you for?

Kuo: You don't have to ask for anything? You've got a lot of people in your family, so you've got a lot of people in your family. Let me give you an example, hey, what's going on in your family? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new product. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a good deal on this.

Yes, I'm sure you'll be able to find a way to get the best out of your home.

Kuo: I can't solve the problem.

Yu: No, women don't have this disease.

Kuo: No ah? The leg is bad, right, the leg is bad, the doctor gave you to connect, connect the opposite. The two knock-knees punch back. The two knock-knees were rushed back, and they went out on the street, oops, (gesturing at the dog running)

Yu: What's wrong with the dog? Knee punch back is a dog know?

Kuo: medical si Therefore.

Yu: accident that called.

Kuo: I'll give you a peace of mind, I'll let the doctor and his family change the glass every day.

Yu: smashing people's glass to go?

Kuo: Throwing a turd is fine.

Yu: Why?

Kuo: Of course, think about it, you feel different when you grab a brick than when you grab a turd.

Yu: Oops, your triad is really dirty, let me tell you.

Kuo: there is something you say, we are all cultivated out of people. It is not that you can come up with a person five people six how how, not. I just started in this business are looking down on me.

Yu: This is the way it is in any business.

Guo: peer he bullied me.

Yu: This is a slap in the face?

Kuo: a big mouth, people tattooed with a flower, bare bladder, these two with fish.

Yu: see clearly, two dragons playing pearls.

Kuo: I also wonder, hit me also dare not return the mouth, people than I entered the door earlier. (Covering the face) why hit me ah? Why don't you wear a hat? You say this is the reason?

Yu: can not manage to manage ah.

Kuo: that does not matter, into this line to abide by the rules of this line. The next day to wear a hat out.

Yu: This will do.

Kuo: walk a pair of face, pop ~

Yu: still hit?

Kuo: who let you wear a hat? Where to reason? I have to find my grandfather to go, he is the senior in this business. I'm not going to be able to get the best out of you, but I'm going to be able to get the best out of you," he said. When I got to my grandpa's door, I heard that the guy who beat me up was talking to my grandpa. I hit him, how how, my grandfather said this is not right ah, you have to have a reason to hit people ah, what do you mean wearing a hat without a hat? You have to beat him to a convincing ah. You know what? For example, you can do this, walk a face to face you tell him, go, give me a big girl to go, he gave you to find, if the fat you scold him, why not find a thin one? Why don't you find a thin one? Why don't you get a fat one? Get me a coat. If you want a suit, hit him. Why don't you get a uniform? Find a uniform to go pop ~ why not a suit?

Yu: nothing to look for.

Kuo: I heard I can not go in, my grandfather not to me. The next day to walk on the face of the encounter, come over! I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about. What's going on? I'm looking for a big girl for me! I'm not sure if you're looking for a fat one or a skinny one, but I'm not sure if you're looking for one.

Yu: Hey, both ends are blocked.

Kuo: He froze. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. Give me a dress to go! You want a suit or a uniform? Pah ~ why don't you wear a hat?

Yu: Well, to beat you how can beat you.

Kuo: I'm looking for my grandfather to go, I quit to go okay, I do not do this business. You line of work is not reasonable ah. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to get out of this, but I'm going to be able to get out of it. My grandfather advised me: It does not matter, slowly, you know, this is the exercise of your psychological quality. Does it hurt to hit you? It hurts, practice! After practicing the beating, you will be able to take charge of your own life. I'll teach you. First learn the machete.

Yu: first practice knife?

Kuo: hacking. I said I don't dare, practice. (Swing right arm) especially this arm, you can not have no strength, this arm must have strength, practice, swing, hold the knife, chop. Generally, this hand grasps and this hand chops. It's like saying there's a man here, so you take the knife and chop him like this. When you first start practicing, you don't do this, you hold a block of noodles. Then you take the knife (make a peeling motion), practice.

Yu: Did you practice with a pot in front of you?

Kuo: (thinking, nodding) yes

Yu: yes? That's knifing, you know? It's not chopping.

Kuo: practice, the daytime I practiced this in my grandpa's unit, the two of them together. During the day, I practiced knives, and at night, I practiced palms. I'm not sure how to do that. My grandpa has a practice room, you can't see it, it's full of smoke. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands wrapped around a hand towel, so that you don't get hurt. The second thing you need to do is to get your hands wrapped around a hand towel, so that you don't get hurt, and then you can rub them together.

Yu: you this work, the daytime peeling night rubbing bath.

Kuo: practicing!

Yu: practice what ah this .

Kuo: I also practice running, lightweight ah, in case the police chase you? Running ah, four o'clock in the morning have to get up, go out to practice lightweight go. Just out of the police over, hey, shouting me, I heart is not bad ah, not that thing, I though I know myself I am a triad ah, he did not know.

Yu: just know yourself.

Kuo: Why? I'm not allowed to practice in the morning? I'm sorry, but I don't know if I'm going to be able to put my pants back on.

Yu: What is not naked out.

Knowing that the world's most important and most important people have a lot to say about the world, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

Yu: You're too much of a man.

Kuo: run, hit home run, run to Kunming Lake, ah, when I can with the ancient people like, with the water children TengTengTengTeng past,

that is the light 。。。。。 I will be on the line. With this look. Look at the water sigh. There are high people, boy, willing to learn? Teach you, go back to practice, legs tied to sandbags, run every day, one day more than one day sandbags sink, three months to play here you past no problem, light work into the. Thank you, master! Go back to get sandbags, run every day, day by day the sandbags are sinking, and in the end, unlock this body as light as a swallow. Come to the Kunming Lake here, I three months to practice, standing this Tengtengteng past, no water on the body.

Yu: good kung fu!

Kuo: winter freeze on.

Yu: this fall out of the slip also past know?

Kuo: also good.

Yu: what also can ah. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.

Kuo: I have succeeded in fighting this. I'm a great man for this. I've got a couple of boys following me.

Yu: You have brothers?

Kuo: There is a kid over there, 14 years old, not going to school, and he has to follow me, good, come on, kid, there is a development, there is a future. The people go to the low, the water flows to the low.

Yu: all down ah?

Kuo: and a laid-off worker, on crutches, I also follow you to mix, good! Follow me, follow me, you as my bodyguard.

Yu: disabled ah?

Kuo: There is a buddy, polio, rocking a wheelchair also follow me.

Yu: where is the triad? The company's website is a good place to find out more about the company's services, and it's a good place to start.

Kuo: (Guo rushed to Yu do peeling action) peeling you to death I tell you.

Yu: A face.

Kuo: With these three I walked everywhere, happy, celebrate, dinner, drink, enjoy! We have established this organization. Come on, half a bottle of beer, let's get drunk!

Yu: You're too young to drink.

Kuo: One person to one or two, one person to one or two, ah, play hard to eat, to celebrate ah, was established. Come on, a bowl of ramen. The wine is full, this stomach eat like 5:30 p.m. in the afternoon like the Madison.

Yu: blocked together?

Kuo: I'm happy to be here, I'm happy to be here, I'm happy to be here, I'm happy to be here, I'm happy to be here, hey, where's my cell phone? I'm a gangster and there are still people stealing from me? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a good deal on a cell phone, but I'm sure I'll be able to. The general stealing of cell phones do not dare to open ah, after stealing on the shutdown. This one is on. Hey, where's my cell phone? I've got it. How dare you talk to me like that? Where are you? You 40 minutes you go up to Qinghe to find me. I'm I afraid of you? I've got a team. Swing the car over, come on, put on the crutches, you, pedal the bike and carry me, go, Qinghe to get even! The child pedaled me, sat behind and hugged the waist, followed by a crutch, and a wheelchair.

Yu: the triad is too bad!

Guo: to the Qinghe exhausted. (Panting, calling) Where are you? We've arrived in Qinghe. Just now? I'll see you at the Drum Tower in an hour and a half! (Putting down the phone) I'm going to kill you! I'm pedaling, on crutches, rocking the wheelchair, and halfway through, the wheelchair guy says, "Can I quit? My hand is broken, I'm not going. I'm not going to be able to do that!

Yu: OK!

Kuo: Call the Drum Tower, where are you? We're here. What's taking you so long? 50 minutes. I'll see you at the front door! Let's go, hurry up, hurry up, stirrups, crutches this steal and run. We're on our crutches. We're on our way to the front door. Where are you? Where are you? 20 minutes. I'll see you at Caitoying! The kid's coming down. You can ride by yourself! I can't take it anymore.

Yu: the car are given to you.

Kuo: I pedal, pedal to the vegetable camp wait, I'll kill you today! I'm going to kill you, I'm going to rub you to death! Dare to steal my cell phone! I'm looking at it, to a public **** car, the door opened, the driver down. Next time you are in a car, be careful, you left your cell phone in the car.

Yu: ouch, these three people quit too wrong.

Guo: I realized after he left, I followed the 819 to run a circle!

Yu: Hey! This trip to the line you kind of understand.

Kuo: Hey, I'm exhausted, the little brothers do not follow me, I'm a person like ah,

Yu: do it yourself?

Kuo: I have the ability to ah, the civil and military I'm afraid of what ah? At least the street is mine! I collect protection money!

What makes you think you can collect protection money?

Kuo: Push the door and come in, from now on pay monthly protection fee, understand? Get out! You see where this is? The police station!

Yu: It's good to get you out.

Kuo: I'm in a cold sweat.

Yu: It's a deal.

Kuo: seven-story seafood city, rich, my! Push the door and I'm in, ooh! The aquarium is full of crabs. Hey hey hey, crabs! Hey hey hey, lobster! Ai ai ai, abalone ah!

Yu: the triads have not seen anything.

Kuo: four security guards took me out.

Yu: that is bombed out.

Kuo: In the end, if they did not push me, I really thought it was an assist. I thought, what am I doing here? I'm here to collect protection money. And back again. Where is the manager? The boss of your boss? Call out!

Yu: The cross-power is coming.

Kuo: The boss is here, yo, you are? The triad, protection money to come. Oh, hello, in the future you more care! That does not matter, today can not come in vain ah, I have to eat you. What do you like to eat? What do I like to eat? You don't have anything else. I just like to eat with shells.

Yu: Seafood City to rub the melon to go?

Kuo: (eat melon seeds) I walk while I hate ah,

Yu: really eat ah? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that, but I'm sure you'll be able to do it.

Kuo: I will come to you later!

Yu: Who told you to come?

Kuo: Humph! I'm not going, I won't go even if I'm invited! I'll go over there. There's another one over there, what's it called, a disco. The place where you can go dancing. I went there when it opened at night. When I got to the door, my protection money collector came. I'm a triad member, buy a ticket! Wait for me! After buying the ticket, I came back: (holding the ticket) How dare you not let me in? You dare not let me in?

Yu: Nonsense, who will stop you if you have a ticket?

Kuo: I'm scared to death of you! Step in and sit here, the music ah, thud thud thud, my heart which thud thud ah, help ah, too much panic. Help ah, the security guards came over to pinch the nose and open the mouth to pour me quick effect. You're the goods still have the face to come out? Give me to send home. I think I can not live without people a, I made them a banner, written "People's Guardian" I sent.

Yu: ah heh, too to the triad shame.

Kuoh: I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a hold of me in the future.

Yu: still mention you why ah? I don't know what to say, but I'm not sure.

Kuo: The bar, I go to the bar to collect protection money. I'm going to sit here and have a drink! The first thing you need to do is to get a drink, and then sit down and drink it, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, not bad ah, you see, I came today to the beer discount.

Yu: Every day I get a discount.

Kuo: Who told you? Who told you that? I'm a bully, I'm a triad member. (continued to drink) ah hah, drinking drinking too much, I have to go to the toilet, took out a note to write: I am a triad, I spit in the spit. Pressing on me this cup.

Yu: afraid of people stealing.

Kuo: went to the toilet, came back to see, no one dares to move, still there (drink) ah, (read the note): I am not a triad, I also spit. (Make vomit) I thought and thought ah.

Yu: still have the face to think ah?

Kuo: (again vomiting) nausea!

Yu: It's disgusting, I'm disgusted for you.

Kuo: You also drink?

Yu: No, I'm not!

Kuo: I have to read the article first on the right. I just forgot about it and drank it first.

Yu: too confident you too.

Kuo: I came back to think again and again, why they are not afraid of me? I don't have any tattoos.

Yu: That's it?

Kuo: people on the body of the dragon are full. I'm going to make zapping that hurt?

Yu: Of course it hurts.

Kuo: I'm not going to make that mistake.

Yu: You?

Kuo: The one who took the kid and put it on.

Yu: Stickers?

Kuo: I came to the big one. I'll put it all over my body. Do not blue, all stick blue, no fun, give me the red. Stick the red dragon. The back, give me stick all over. I'm not going to be able to get a good deal on a new one, but I'm going to be able to get a good deal on a new one, and I'm going to be able to get a good deal on a new one.

Yu: the train station?

Kuo: The train station is full of foreigners. I have to scare the outsiders. To this station, a unlock, waiting for the train folks are scared. Heh, the triad! I just finished raining. These people are backward, back to the eaves of the house.

Yu: Take shelter from the rain.

Kuo: I want to go over to the Liaojia, lending light, I back rain, no identity. I've been standing in the rain for more than 40 minutes, and the rain stopped. I'm all spent up here. I'm not going to be able to get a lot of money out of it! I'm a collector of protection money!

Yu: You still need money.

Kuo: Look at me, folks, you're bleeding. Let's go! I'm a triad, I still have it in the back, unclothed, look at the back, look at the back, I'm a triad! The townspeople are happy. Have you ever seen a triad member with a tattoo of Crayon Shin-chan?

Yu: Hi!

Kuo: I'm embarrassed, but I'm not afraid. I can sing by myself.

Yu: Sing what?

Kuo: Elephant, elephant.

Yu: Stop singing, it's really Crayon Shin-chan if you sing again.

Kuo: I said I'm a triad. Have mercy on me! It really works, tattoos work too well. I've been given 50 cents, I've been given a dollar, I've been given an apple, and I've been given half a cake by a kid.

Yu: Oops, take you as a beggar.

Kuo: I think this is not right ah, the road is not like this, how is this, I quite hate panic. I want to go home, there is a sale of baked white potatoes, I when a foot kicked on the stove, I collect protection money! He waved his hand to more than 40 baked sweet potatoes, this time to beat me ah, while beating and said, we were also protection money. But all good work who do this ah? I said a few seniors don't don't don't don't, get your hand color. Seniors, I just entered this business, how can I make money? How can I not make money? We've learned our lesson here, and you have no shame. Find a nightclub, even if it's for those ladies. You can earn money too. Yes, I like to go to that place to go, the place of culture, although I have not consumed, but I have been eager to go to that place to work,

Yu: Yes, and you do not have the money to consume to go.

Kuo: Who said that? I'm collecting protection money,

Yu: Have you collected it yet?

Kuo: not far from the door of a family, I went to the night, a door, there is a young lady with there is crying, I said nothing, there is something to say to me, don't cry, you high life?

Yu: ah? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Kuo: I see the age is not small, I 30. 30 how? What happened? Today there are guests who come to play, do not pay, said to pay not pay, but also bullies, but also scolded, but also beat people. I said it is so uncharacteristic, how much should I give you? 100. I will give it first.

Yu: you give ah?

Kuo: Take it first. I'm not sure how much I'm going to pay for it, but it's a lot of money. I'll give you a pull to go. Thump to the upstairs, I said it is you ah, out of consumption to come do not understand? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. What kind of place is this? It's a place for jokes. It's a place to spend money. Can you come out without money? I'm telling you, you're serious. Give me the money! No! What's the matter? You want to go! Heh, I'm telling you, (gesturing at the tattoo on his body) I'm rubbing it in, you know?

Yu: Hey, don't mention it.

Kuo: I'll scare you if I don't. You really don't give? I don't want to give it to you! Of course, if you don't give it, you don't give it. It's good for us to have a friend.

Yu: Make friends?

Kuo: In the future, if you have something to do here, you mention me. Hey, this is like a human language. How do you call your brother? My name is Yu Qianer.

Yu: not ah!