Urgently seeking the words to "Shorty Big Sister" in Shandong Express! Chinese characters! No video! Help me out!

I said the girl long file, (white) what is file ah! What's a file? A file is short, short is not tall, how tall is she? She couldn't put on a half a point, she couldn't put on a half a point, so she picked up a thread and used it as a scarf. One day, her mother-in-law asked her to cook, but she couldn't reach the pot by stepping on the potsherd, and when she saw it, she got angry and snapped! Splat! She was so angry that her mother-in-law slapped her and she couldn't reach the pot, so she slapped her and she lost it. It didn't matter that she lost it, but her mother's mother, her father, her sister-in-law and her brother-in-law all came! (Like an old woman) I call out to my in-laws, if you find my daughter in three days, we'll forget all about it, but if I don't find my daughter in three days, I'll argue with you in court. When the mother-in-law saw it, she was afraid, she swept the broom and the dustpan, and after three days and three nights of searching, she still hadn't found the filing sister. Where do you think she is? She's hiding in a melon skin, playing poker!