I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this.

Zhou Tao: Honorable leaders dear students everyone good! The Spring Festival is coming, on behalf of our traffic police to congratulate you on the holiday, I wish you all a happy New Year, a happy mood, have a good time!

Feng Gong: Honorable leaders dear students everyone good ah! The New Year is coming, I on behalf of our taxi drivers to all the blessings of the Year of the Sheep, I wish you every day happy, contented, nothing to steal joy! This holiday season we taxi drivers are busy ah ~!

Zhou Tao: The comrade!

Feng Gong: What?

Zhou Tao: Come over here!

Feng Gong: It's not me!

Zhou Tao: I'm calling you!

Feng Gong: See? That's human kindness~ Who doesn't like handsome men~! The police flower girl is also a human being!

Zhou Tao: Comrade!

Feng Gong: How sticky! So a while to rush me eight times! What do you say I go over there? You think I'm going to go over there? No? Dear leader, dear Comrade Flower! I've missed you so much! He won't let me come over to him!

Zhou Tao: Please show me your driver's license! (salutes)

Feng Gong: Ugh! Don't salute! It's too expensive! I've lost several tens of dollars just by lifting my hand! I've recruited you!

Zhou Tao: You were the one who overtook the car on the curve just now, right?

Feng Gong: No, it wasn't me! I didn't!

Zhou Tao: You didn't?

Feng Gong: I didn't overtake!

Zhou Tao: No? I didn't go beyond the front of the car in front of you, how did the car run behind you?

Feng Gong: Uh~! He was in reverse gear!

Feng Gong: It must be a case of mistaken identity!

Zhou Tao: No way! I recognize you well! I'm not sure if you're the right person to recognize me!

Feng Gong: Why are you cursing? There are many beautiful people in the old Feng family! For example, Feng Xiaogang! Those two big teeth are like small shovels! How can I look like Feng Gong? Feng Gong's eyes are so small! Look at our eyes, we can hardly open them! You know how our brother describes you?

Zhou Tao: How?

Feng Gong: We said that you have ears like Yuanbao, eyes like pearls, and a big face like a capital city...how to look like ..... Ni Ping her second aunt~!

Zhou Tao: It's quite vivid!

Feng Gong: I've been trying to scare me! The valiant a police flower, to our brother caring, pressure line does not buckle overtaking impunity, said you are a big sister, I see, like a mother!

Zhou Tao: I have so old?

Feng Gong: small kiss mom!

Zhou Tao: Go directly to the bank to pay the money!

Feng Gong: It's a real penalty! ...... Then you take care! The road is slippery in the dark, and the footsteps are empty ~ missing two incisors!

Zhou Tao: Come back! Who's missing two incisors?

Feng Gong: It's not a bad thing! I'll give you two more gold ones! At that time you on duty ~ rushed to the intersection so a smile, suddenly revealed two big golden teeth, the driver look wow ~! The yellow light is on! And the driver will see that the yellow light is on! The first thing you need to do is to get rid of the problem, and you'll be able to get rid of the problem!

Zhou Tao: You can be poor enough!

Feng Gong: We are poor farmers!

Zhou Tao: Give me the book. Dropping the driver's license deduction for a month!

Feng Gong: Don't bother! I won't be able to earn my money back if you hold me back for two hours! You are not afraid!

Feng Gong: I'm not afraid of you!

Zhou Tao: That's not as comfortable as you guys! I've never heard of it. The girl's brother is riding around every day, earning a lot of money, having a lot of contacts, and spreading rumors all over the place. Jet Li is Li Lianying's cousin, Andy Lau's grandfather is Liu Luoban, Zhao Benshan is going to fly on the Yellow River, and the U.S. is fighting Iraq because Saddam stole the Bush family pressure cooker!

Feng Gong: this who so lack of this is, publicize this! I have that kind of work? As soon as we open our eyes, we owe people 200 yuan car share money! You are not convinced that you drive back to the taxi you try!

Zhou Tao: I drive! You're on guard duty!

Feng Gong: There are many people who are better than you at standing guard! Look at the concrete people on the highway in police uniforms, which are all straighter than you! And they don't shake in the wind, they don't run in the rain, and once in a while a bird falls on their head, they still have a good attitude!

Zhou Tao: you want to say ah ~ we really change ~ recently our brigade is carrying out the activity of thinking differently. Let's switch places, I drive back to the taxi, you back to the traffic warden How about it!

Feng Gong: Can you do that?

Zhou Tao: Our captain drove a taxi early in the morning! I'm not sure if you can see the uniforms are all over the place.

Feng Gong: Whose car is this? I'll give you a tow in a few minutes! I'll tow it away for you later! I'll tow it away for you in a few minutes!

Zhou Tao: What are you doing?

Feng Gong: I don't know what I'm in charge of!

Zhou Tao: You're in charge now?

Feng Gong: I can't believe I'm not going to be able to manage this!

Zhou Tao: Huh?

Feng Gong: No. I don't think so! I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm not going to be able to get through this! Don't get too tired on your first trip! You can earn me seven or eight hundred dollars! In accordance with the provisions of the car share that two hundred dollars ........

Zhou Tao: Do you want me to give you the money first?

Feng Gong: You say this~~What is our relationship first to first to first to first to first to first to first to first to first to first to first to first to give also okay ah!

Zhou Tao: Be a good coordinator!

Feng Gong: Alas! When the coordinator, I obeyed! ....... When the coordinator ah To be a I will be a police officer. Since I was a kid, my grandma has always said: "If you have a pointy nose, you will be a police officer when you grow up"! How's that? You're a captain now? From now on, you can't be polite to taxi drivers! I don't know them yet! If you give them a little sunshine, they'll shine! You give them floods, they flood! You give a broken basket, he lays eggs in it! ..... I'm a captain, and I'm a captain who doesn't even have a cigarette! Do I look like that to you guys? .... This day is really cold! Nowadays, the technology is so advanced, why can't I turn these hands into two bear paws? First, my hands don't get cold when I'm directing traffic. Secondly, a salute to correct a violation of the law looks very heavy. Thirdly, in case you can't make it to dinner, I'll take care of it myself! .... How dare this car run a red light! Stop the car! This way! I'm so sorry!

Zhou Tao: I'm sorry!

Feng Gong: I'm sorry and that's it! It's not like that! As a police officer, look at how dirty your shoes are!

Zhou Tao: Ugh ~~~~ why don't you stop me?

Feng Gong: Why should I stop you? You are a police officer, the road is your family open! You think you wear plain clothes ~ I can not see it?

Zhou Tao: I ran a red light!

Feng Gong: You ran a red light, (~) I'm color blind! Red things are all green in my eyes! There's a fire department in front of us, and all these years I always thought it was the post office!

Zhou Tao: You are a police officer~! You must Law enforcement must be strict, violation of the law must be corrected, everyone is equal before the law, understand?

Feng Gong: Ming ~ white! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said!

Zhou Tao: Right!

Feng Gong: But I don't have a match, I'm a bachelor!

Zhou Tao: Who asked you? Bye! Bye bye!

Feng Gong: I want to impound the car and come back! Alas~ Otto! Don't move! Is this your way? What have you written in this mess? I'm Otto, I'm small, don't bully me, my brother is Audi. ...and your dad's in the Olympics! That's not nice! ...Ouch! There's no driver in this car! Stop the car! Yo! Celebrities! Pan Changjiang! Who do you blame for this? I saw the steering wheel from afar! I thought you were unmanned! Just drive with a mat under your ass from now on! Ouch! This one wants to overtake, I have to hide, I'll give her a wait and see! ........... I'm waiting here ....

This is the first time I've ever seen a car with the same name, and I've been waiting for it all day!

Zhou Tao: I really didn't see you!

Feng Gong: If you had seen me, who would I have caught? You can't beat a good fox even if you are a cunning hunter! ...Please show me your driver's license!

Zhou Tao: Please don't do that! Master!

Feng Gong: Master! And the Eight Rings! I wouldn't have a plan to fetch scriptures from the Western Paradise! The fine of 100 is fine, right?

Zhou Tao: Our family life is really difficult!

Feng Gong: I know! It's very difficult~ I just moved to a new building recently, and so far I can't afford to renovate it. I bought a bunch of lottery tickets and won a bottle of soy sauce!

Zhou Tao: How do you know it all?

Feng Gong: Just past the three so said! We traffic police easy ah ~ we summer in the rain and wind bath, winter in the ice and snow stand, at any time to bear the car exhaust, are said to be wearing a big cap of the road vacuum cleaner! .... The first thing you need to do is to get out of the car and get out of the car! I am easy to me ah!

Zhou Tao: I'm easy ah ~! Since driving on your car until now, do not talk about eating, not even a mouthful of water! A **** just ran into four beckoning. The first two let the other car snatched away, the third is a inquire about the road! I managed to drag the fourth one into the car and he asked me: Do you want to buy a newspaper? I said yes!

Feng Gong: Buy?

Zhou Tao: It's not easy for them!

Feng Gong: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Zhou Tao: I paid for you, okay?

Zhou Tao: I'll pay it for you, okay? Today, I'll take 50, and I'll give you the rest tomorrow!

Feng Gong: Really!

Feng Gong: Really? I've been driving a taxi for so many years and I've paid the police, but today I've finally seen the money come back to me! In the past, when I saw you standing guard, I always loved to take catwalks, and I thought you had done modeling! Now I realize it's a sign of old legs! Keep this money for a pair of knee pads! Keep your legs in good shape, so you can run faster when you come back to chase me for a fine!

Zhou Tao: As long as you understand our traffic police, I am warmer than wearing knee pads!

Feng Gong: you can understand our brother, than to earn me 200 dollars more I am more happy! （

Zhou Tao: In fact, I already know you are a good person, I saw you helping an old lady to cross the road that day and also helped him to carry rice!

Feng Gong: A traditional virtue!

Zhou Tao: Do you know who that old lady was?

Feng Gong: Your mom, I've been scouting for a long time!

Zhou Tao: You are pretending to do something good! Trying to get close to me!

Feng Gong: At first I really didn't know it was your mom, but then I did. Once the old lady was not happy to cross the street I froze and helped her to pass!

Zhou Tao: What do you call this?

Feng Gong: ah ~ should do ah ~ ~ (police raised his fist) hey police aunts do not hit people!

Zhou Tao: Who says police drivers are natural enemies?

Feng Gong: In fact, we are water and fish!

Zhou Tao: Who said we are ice and fire?

Feng Gong: We are bees and flowers!

Zhou Tao: Who says the needle is sharp?

Feng Gong: We are the weaver and the cowherd!

Zhou Tao: Who says you're not happy at first sight?

Feng Gong: We are Pan Jinlian and Ximen ...... I didn't say the word Qing!

Zhou Tao: Well! The car back to you!

Feng Gong: You just drive here!

Zhou Tao: I should get off work!

Feng Gong: I'm working overtime on New Year's Day, and this is .... the day! LOL~ How about I give you a ride!

Zhou Tao: Good! New Year's Eve! I also call back the car! My mom was just about to meet you!

Feng Gong: No! No!!! I'm not prepared at all!

Zhou Tao: Prepare for what! You're not happy to go!

Feng Gong: Ah! I'm not happy to go! ...... That's not the right drop! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

Zhou Tao: first kindergarten, we pick up the child!

Feng Gong: ............

Zhou Tao: my sister!

Feng Gong: Whose isn't the same? This person really!!! The old messy thought What kind of person is this This is!!!!

Zhou Tao: Come back!

Feng Gong: I'll drive!

Zhou Tao: curtain call first!