Couplets in Liu Baorui's stand-up comedy Xie.

Business is booming all over the world, and financial resources are flourishing. (Popular with children) Han Wa Dangwen prolongs life, and Pan Ming, Zhou Tong is rich and auspicious. Both Hong Fan and Five Blessingg got rich first, and the financial management of universities is ten and a half chapters. Su, when the golden hairpin of the Six Kingdoms was sealed, Zhang Gongzhi returned the treasure to the door with seven pawnbrokers (pawnbrokers) of the Five Dynasties, the white-faced scholar (barber shop) in black took the mountain treasure for the country, and the baby returned to the treasure land to sell gold with black gold, and the golden gate (coal shop) was full of yellow gold. Nagato inherited thousands of bamboos (short ones) and his family kept thousands of books (long ones). Horizontal comment: a big article, children fly in the air, adults are angry. The baby at the bottom of the well is dressed in a green pot, and the cooked crab is dressed in red. The wind blows thousands of ponytails. Rizhao Longlin Wandian Golden Boy Table Raft, one two three four five six seven eight nine X, Mr. Wang lives, A, B, C, D and E have become newcomers. The boy hit the tung tree and the tung tree fell down. Boys enjoy girls eating duck heads, which are salty. The girl hates the snow falling along the jar, giving white jade belts, smoky, and owning half a robe of soap. Grape leaves, woody herbs, plum blossom, osmanthus, rose, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance. Idle people are not allowed to become sages, and thieves are not allowed to come. A very good boy grinds ink, and a pulse of ink is rubbed on a very good boy, adding coal to Mei and exploding Xiang Mei's eyebrows. Frozen copper basin, gold inlaid with jade, lotus leaf sprinkled with rain and dew jade, Yi Deng word, wine and wine; The second one looks at the drums and gongs on both sides. The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow; Bamboo shoots in the mountains have a thick mouth and an empty stomach. In the deep mountain where two apes cut down trees, the little monkey dared to saw; A horse slipped in the mud. How can an old beast run out of its hoof? The wind doesn't shake, the rain doesn't sweep, the toad doesn't bark, the money doesn't drop, and a big fairy smiles when she opens her mouth; Cars have no wheels, horses have no saddles, they have no rights, and guns are smokeless. Two people are popular first. Another version: dragons don't sing, tigers don't bark, fish don't jump, toads don't jump, and they laugh loudly; Cars have no wheels, horses have no saddles, elephants have no teeth, and guns have no fire. Take General Sene alive. ) Zhi Shi: Suddenly I heard a beep outside the door, and a bonus sedan chair took people. Tonight, the wedding night, tomorrow the two sides in-laws; Suddenly I heard a bang in the room. It was Cao An who came to serve tea. The tea tray fell to the ground and the tea spilled. At that time, he was angry with his old enemy. I am the jade star above, and the jade emperor ordered me to go to heaven because the doll made trouble in the mansion. Seeing that my magic weapon, the white jade bottle, came down to earth without permission, I left the golden boy with the variance, and quickly handed it in to me and ordered me to take it back.