Small comedy, small script not more than 200 words

Shanxi Family Letter (Cao and Liu version)

Cao: This is a comedy show that goes on from one show to the next

Liu: Yes

Cao: Comedy is the art of language, and the language of China is profound and profound

Liu: That's right

Cao: Every word has its own meaning

Liu: Oh?

Cao: Not to mention a word, even a punctuation mark, if you don't pay attention to it, you will make a joke.

Liu: Really?

Cao: Hey, take our family for example

Liu: What's wrong?

Cao: I have a friend, a Shanxi man, grew up in the mountains, did not study, did not learn, illiterate

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this age, thirty-something, almost forty, the two of us can afford to forget years of acquaintance, and I

call him second brother.

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Cao: He was scheduled to arrive at 11:30 p.m.

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Cao: I went to the house at that time. He also invited a guest to accompany him

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Cao: He waited until twelve o'clock and the guest didn't show up

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Cao: He was in a hurry, so he wrote a note.

Cao: Because he couldn't write

Liu: Oh

Cao: So he drew a note

Liu: He had to draw

Cao: What did he draw? There was a little man with his hands on his hips, one hand over his mouth and one hand over his buttocks, so I don't know what that means.

Liu: It's quite strange

Cao: He folded it up and sent the kid at the door to deliver it to the master in the front yard, who lives not far from there, in the front yard. The head of the bastard was poking out of the birdcage, and the body of the bastard was in the birdcage

When he looked at it, he said, "Okay, we don't need to wait for him, let's eat." I said, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I said, I don't get it yet."

Liu: Yes, I do.

Cao: What do you mean by that painting of the little man with his back in the cat's lap and his hands over his mouth and his hands over his buttocks?

Liu: What are you doing

Cao: Hey, I told him I'd buy him dinner later in the afternoon

Liu: Hey

Cao: Oh, covering his butt is later in the afternoon, but he drew a birdcage with a wangbang's brain

pocket poking out of the birdcage and the wangbang's body in the cage, so what does that mean

Liu: Well

Cao: He told me he probably couldn't get out (Cao and Liu both rubbed their chins)

Oh, the big guy couldn't get out?










































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Liu: I'm leaving now

Cao: I didn't bring a game console on the train

Liu: What for

Cao: I didn't bring a book

It's a long way to go, and I don't have the heart to sleep, so why do you think I did it?

(An audience member shouted: "Open the letter."

Cao: Zhiyin This is Zhiyin (beauty panic) I will open the letter

Liu: No, no, no, you wait a moment, you do not beauty, this is unethical, you know?

Cao: I know

Liu: I know, but still open it

Cao: What do you care, I open your letter, I open your letter

Liu: No, no

Cao: I'm happy to do what you do, what do you care, what do you care, what do you care?

Liu: Shut up

Cao: I don't care

Liu: I don't care

Cao: Just look, just look, just look, just look, just look, just look, just look, and show me the letter.

Cao: Oh, I drew a picture, and it's quite lively

Liu: What's in it

Cao: There are seven camels on this side of the letter

Liu: Camels?

Cao: Camels, you know

Liu: Camels, you know

Cao: (gesturing with his hand to show the seven camels)

Liu: I'm saying, I'm saying, wait a minute, don't gesture all seven of them

Cao: There are seven camels, and the letter side has a tree, and there's a big tree with a fork with two flies on it and at the bottom of the tree, there's a big tree with a wine pot and an egg on the side. The letter was drawn on the side of a tree, and two flies fell on the fork of the tree, and on the bottom of the tree, there were four wangbangs lying on the bottom of the tree, and two wine jugs standing on the bottom of the tree, and there was an egg next to the wine jug, and there was an egg next to the wine jug, and there was an egg next to the wine jug, and there was an egg next to the wine jug, and there was an egg next to the wine jug, and there was an egg next to the wine jug, and there was an egg next to the wine jug, and there was an egg next to the wine jug, and there was an egg next to the wine jug.

Liu: Yes

Cao: It's just cigarettes and wine

Liu: That's right

Cao: Wine, I'm used to drinking from Beijing, but I don't like wine from other places, so buy cigarettes

Liu: Oh, that's fine

Cao: Local cigarettes, I looked at it, and I saw, oh, Yiman, how much are the famous cigarettes from Shanxi, 100 yuan a piece

(hesitation)

Cao: It's not too expensive, buy one, one, bring the cigarettes here, I remembered I came here for another

What is it

Liu: What's the matter

Cao: I'm going to my brother's house to deliver something

Liu: Oh, right

Hangganggang, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Cao: right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

Cao: knocking on the door

Liu: don't use that

Cao: the door is open, and there's a guy standing there who's in his late sixties, standing there, I said you're the one in the village, and I'm not going to knock. I said you're the sour

Master of Xinggan Village? Yes, I'm the sour master. I said your son

asked me to bring you something. What did my son ask you to bring me?

Liu: Let's go inside

Cao: Let's go inside

My son asked you to bring me something.

Hey, your son asked me to bring you a

For another 400 yuan

Liu: No, you're wrong.

Cao: 400

Liu: No, you said it was 500 yuan

Liu: You said it was 500 yuan.

Cao: I said how to say it

Liu: No, then here is the difference of one hundred dollars

Cao: nonsense to buy cigarettes

Liu: take other people's money to buy cigarettes?

Cao: I tasted them for him

Liu: Do they use you?

Cao: What do you care, I took your money, I took your money, what's the matter with you, you're always fighting, what's the matter with you

Liu: Why are you talking so much, it's none of my business

Cao: A letter, 400 yuan

Liu: Well

Cao: handed over the things, the old man took the letter and opened it, look at me, look at the letter, look at the letter, look at the letter, look at the letter, look at the letter, look at the letter, look at the letter, look at the letter, look at the letter, look at the letter, look at the letter, look at the letter, look at the letter, look at the letter, look at the letter. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

What's your relationship to my son? -- nodding acquaintance

Liu: No, you're brothers. You just said that

Cao: (shaking his head) You can't talk about brothers

Liu: Why not?

Cao: If you steal a hundred dollars from someone to buy cigarettes, it's a sign of our poor character, you know?

Liu: (furious) You're a bad person

Cao: You don't have to worry about it, just say it, nodding head

Liu: Look at this

Cao: The old man took a look at the letter, and then he took a look at me, and I said, "No, you're a good friend of my son, and you're a good friend of my son.

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is clear (question) where is it written?

Liu: Yes

Cao: Look, there are seven camels drawn on this letter, and we Shanxi people have rules for calling them camels

Liu: What rules?

Cao: five camels are always, six camels are a string, seven camels are a gang, eight camels are a gang, and the seven camels on the letter mean that you and my son are brothers

Liu: Oh

Cao: So we are both camels

Liu: Hey, I don't think so

Cao: I'm thinking that this $100 is going to be a breakthrough

Liu: I'm thinking about it.

Liu: I don't think so

Cao: We have to bite the bullet How much did my son ask you to bring me (with a small smile) - four hundred

Liu: It's not true

Cao: (looks at the letter) No! Yay!!! (shaking his hands)

Liu: Can you not be nervous?

Cao: I have to go through the baggage

Liu: Hey, don't bother

Cao: It's 400 -- no, 500 -- where is it written? Where is it written 500

Liu: Yes

Cao: It is clearly written on the letter. Cao: It's clearly written (pretending to be horizontal), where it's written, where it's written, where it's written

Liu: The chattering is coming back, tell me

Cao: We have to pretend to be horizontal

Liu: Oh

Cao: Look at this letter, there's a big tree drawn on the top of the letter, and on this fork of the tree, there's two flies, and we people in Shanxi

call them flies, but we don't

Liu: What do they call them?

Cao: They are called flies

Liu: Flies?

Cao: flies The money we spend is also called silver

Liu: Oh

Cao: Look at this drawing of two flies landing on top of a fork of a tree This is my son told me that silver, silver, silver, there are a number of

(talking and gesturing)

Liu: (searching for half a day) wow! It's amazing!

Cao: It says five hundred?

Liu: Yes!

Cao: It's four hundred, it's four hundred -- then look under the tree, there are four wangbaos and two wine jugs, four eights

thirty-two, twenty-nine, one-eight, fifty -- that's fifty, too, ah, that's fifty, too, and it doesn't say five hundred. Pretend to be horizontal) - there's an egg next to it!

Liu: Hi!

(Laughter on stage. Yelp!!!)

Cao: (questioning) Are you guys from Earth?

Liu: It's really amazing

Cao: You have a special way of communicating, don't you? （

Cao: It's okay, money is nothing

Liu: Look at that

Cao: I said I'm leaving tomorrow, but I'll tell you what, you'll come back to the house at night and bring me something

I said, "Don't worry about me."

I said, "I'm coming home again."

I said, "Don't worry about me."

I said, "I'm going to be back again."

The old man took out two envelopes. There's no money in it, is there?

Liu: Drink~!

(Continue to laugh at .......)

Liu: too right

Cao: (embarrassed) you're not fun

Liu: quite fun

Cao: this said I'm embarrassed all (cover the face)

Liu: you still want to face it

Cao: took the things on the train back to Beijing, got on the train ah bother panic

Liu: Yes

Liu: also didn't bring the train to Beijing, the train is not a good idea.

Cao: And did not bring a game console

Liu: Oh

(A group of people under the stage shouted: open the letter!)

Cao: I know more and more people

Liu: Aiya, you're learning

Cao: I'll open the letter to see if it's them who are learning from me

Liu: Almost

Cao: I'll open the letter to see if it's good

Liu: Open it

Cao: I'll open the big one first

Take a look at it

Liu: It's an interesting letter!

Liu: What's wrong?

Cao: It's a painting

Liu: What's in it

Cao: It's a painting of two buckets, the buckets are buckled, the bottoms are facing upwards, the buckets are buckled, the buckets have two flies on them, and I

want to ask you about the money in it

Liu: Yes, there's money

Cao: Money

We know about it, and his father has told me about it

Liu: Yeah, but I don't want to know what he said.

Liu: Yes

Cao: Look to the side, there's a big circle, a small circle, and in the big circle, there's a firecracker, a cannonball, a firecracker, a firecracker

The firecracker for New Year's Day, a little bit of a firecracker. In the small circle, there's a silk worm, a silkworm, and a silk chrysalis, a cocoon. What does that mean? I don't understand. I folded it up and put it in an envelope and opened

this small one

Liu: I have to see

Cao: I opened it and looked at it, wow!

Liu: What do you mean?

Cao: It's so funny

Liu: Yeah

Cao: It's so funny

Liu: Tell me about it

Cao: It's a hilarious painting of two pigeons, one duck, two pigeons, one duck, one *** four pigeons, two ducks

This side of the letter has an elephant, and there's a knife curled up in the trunk of the elephant, with the tip of the knife on the neck of the goose

If you want to see it, you have to look at it, because you can see that it is not the same.

The goose's neck bled to death

Liu: Oops

Cao: At the bottom of the letter, there was a picture of a lotus root broken, but the threads were still attached, and a small piece of charcoal, and then at the bottom, there was a picture of a small

man with a flat head, wearing a black lab coat, and in this hand, he was holding a hundred dollars, and in this hand, he was holding a cigarette.

(The audience laughed and yelped!

Cao: (gesticulating stupidly, look at Liu Yuntian) seems to have me?

Liu: (happy all the time) definitely have you!

Cao: What do you mean? I don't understand. I put it in an envelope and waited. I didn't even sleep. I'll wait here.

Liu: Well, it's not dry.

Cao: It took me a while to get to Beijing, and I didn't even go back to my home when I came out of the Beijing station. Don't tell outsiders

First, I'll open this big one and take a look -- good, gold. You're the best friend I've ever had

Liu: What's going on

Cao: What's going on? You've brought me the money -- where is it? There's a picture of two buckets with two flies on them. We Shanxi people don't call these flies flies, they call them flies.

Liu: What do you call it

Cao: It's called a bucket

Liu: Oh

Cao: You see these two buckets are buckled together, which means that the bucket is poured over, and the fly, which is the same as the fly

Liu: How do you say it?

Cao: silver, silver, piggyback

Liu: very good

Cao: water piggyback upside down, piggyback upside down

What does the big circle and the small circle mean

Liu: hmm?

Cao: The big circle is the rice bowl, the small circle is the tea bowl. Oh, I said there is a cannonball in the big circle, and there is a cocoon in the small circle.

What does it mean -- my father thought that every day I think about it in the tea bowl and in the rice bowl -- and there is a cannonball in the rice bowl

Your family members are very happy to see you.

Your family is horrible

Liu: great (thumbs up)

Cao: Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, I get it, snap, he folded it, put it in the envelope, okay, okay, let's go --

Don't go, the main look at that (excitedly)

Liu: this is the key

Liu: this is the key

Okay, don't tell outsiders. Open the letter, and when you look at it, your eyes are tearing -- why are you crying? Why are you crying?

Liu: Yeah.

Cao: Look at the two pigeons, one duck, two pigeons, one duck, that's your sister-in-law calling out to me.

Brother, brother, brother, brother

Liu: Hey, this is impossible to say.

Cao: (in a state of bewilderment) There's no need to cry when I'm calling out to you. --The letter has a picture of an elephant on this side of the letter, and on the trunk of the elephant there is a knife, and the tip of the knife is stuck in the neck of a goose, and the goose was killed, and the goose's neck was bleeding. (dumb) like killing a goose?

Liu: you this thing ah

Cao: I said that the drawing of a lotus root broken silk is still attached and a small section of charcoal What is the meaning of this ah?

--Your sister-in-law wants me to think long and short every day!

Liu: That's brilliant!

Cao: I say there's a little man at the bottom with a shaved head and a black coat, holding a hundred dollars in his hand

and a cigarette in his hand, what does that mean?

Liu: Well

Cao: Hey, don't mention it, my son is not a good boy, he stole a hundred dollars from me to buy cigarettes ---- I ah!

(The two of them bowed off the stage)

Comic script:

The two of them bowed off the stage.