Develop good habits: What good habits should you develop? How to develop good habits. Sketch, cross talk, jokes, questions and answers about developing good habits.

You need to exercise (Guo Degang)

Jiang Baolin has a famous cross talk segment: "Habit"

Summary:

There is The child is called Erzi, and Erzi learns to shave his head at the master's house. At the beginning, he uses a winter melon as a "head" to practice the technique. During practice, his wife often asked him to buy things and coax the children. Whenever this happened, Er Zi had to stop his sword and go to his wife for help. But there was no place to put the knife, so I had to chop it on the winter melon and stand it up, then come back and continue working. Over the past six months, I have learned the craft, but I have also developed the habit of chopping winter melons. On this day, the second son was shaving the head of the master's neighbor. He was very careful in his first trial of skills. As he was shaving half of the head, the master's wife called the second son to go to work again. Do you think this will be okay?

The senior editors visited a middle school and experienced the leaping thinking and novel ideas of today's children.

In math class, the teacher asked: "Calculus is a very useful subject. What is our goal in learning calculus?" One student said: "No cavities!"

In Chinese class, the teacher said that in fact, weasels do not eat chickens. This was discovered by scientists through experiments. I once locked a chicken and a weasel together, and guess what happened the next day? The classmate then said: A chick has been born.

The physics class talked about the use of neon tubes. A fat man sitting in the last row in the class stood up and asked: Teacher, what should I do if the neon in the neon tube flows out? The whole class was silent. The teacher was stunned for a long time without saying anything, and then kept talking about other things until the end of get out of class.

In a legal knowledge class, the teacher told a case: an old lady divorces an old man, what is the first thing to do? As soon as the student answered: find a new old man. As a result, everyone laughed until the end of get out of class...

At last the tour was over, and as usual, the editor wanted to encourage the students and say a few words of inspiration. So the old editor opened his mouth and said:

Do you know how much time we have in a year to study? There are only 365 days in a year. There are 52 Sundays in a year. After deducting those days off, on average, there are only 313 days left in a year.

In a year, there are about 50 days where the weather is so hot that it is impossible to study. Therefore, on average, there are only 263 days left in the year.

8 hours of sleep per day takes up 30 days of the year. On average, there are only 141 days left in the year.

One hour of gaming time per day takes up 15 days of the year. On average, there are only 126 days left in the year.

The two hours of eating and snacking time every day takes up 30 days of the year. On average, there are only 96 days left in the year.

One hour of communication is spent every day, which takes up 15 days of the year. On average, there are only 81 days left in the year.

Exams and tests take up at least 35 days of the year, so on average, there are only 46 days left in the year.

In addition, including other festivals and holidays, accounting for 40 days in a year, on average there are only 6 days left in a year.

It is estimated that you will only be sick for 3 days a year. On average, there will be 3 days left in the year.

Going to the movies or doing some activities takes up 2 days of the year. On average, there is only 1 day left in the year.

And this day is our own birthday...

How much time can be used to study? It’s almost occupied by a lot of fun and chatting! How should we cherish time and study hard?

A student at the bottom said unexpectedly: 8 hours of sleep a day takes up 30 days of the year, and 1 hour of play takes up 15 days. How do you calculate this account?

The old editor’s face turned red, he forgot all the words below, and he hesitated to leave the stage