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Once upon a time there was a sheep that had to work 10 hours a day. One day, the owner told it that there was a reward for working more, so it did. Next, the owner sheared one-third of the wool off it every month, and when the end of the year came, he knitted it a sweater and told it: No, this is your reward, congratulations, and keep up the good work next year! The sheep was so angry that it wrote its story as a fairy tale and named it: "performance pay".